Meo Big Johnny Dildo Review

Here is the Meo Big Johnny dildo! Yes, this dildo surely tells you something if you have had the opportunity to read the Njoy Eleven dildo review! Indeed, the Meo Big Johnny is almost identical to the Njoy Eleven. We find a prostate and G-Spot stimulator, with two ends, all in a beautiful piece of polished surgical steel. Yes, it’s clearly a kind of copy of the Njoy Eleven! Why did I want to review the Meo Big Johnny? Just to compare it to Njoy Eleven. Because I could not do my ostrich, omitting this toy existence.

Ok, it’s a copy, ok, it may not be very nice for Njoy, but it’s still a very nice imitation. It’s even flattering because this Meo Big Johnny has everything to receive compliments. I must tell you that I am very happy to review such an object again! I’m really lucky to be able to play with the Meo Big Johnny after a good time with the Njoy Eleven! There aren’t many people that have at home, an Njoy Eleven and a Meo Big Johnny! So we will see together if the Meo Big Johnny steel dildo is a nice tribute to the Njoy Eleven!

Meo Big Johnny packaging

As for packaging, here it’s the minimum. We simply have the Meo Big Johnny packed in a clear and flexible plastic pocket. Inside, we find the steel dildo, surrounded by bubble papers and a Meo flyer. And that’s all! Yes, that’s all! No boxes, no briefcase, no kit, nothing. A simple plastic packaging. It’s almost disappointing for a product like this, but we also know very well that the overall price of a sex toy is partly due to its packaging.

A box that is no longer there?

Yet, at one time, it seems that Meo was offering a pretty leather box with metal fasteners. But here it is no longer the case. Even if the overall price benefits from this missing box, I admit that for a toy like this, I would have liked something more luxurious. Fortunately, the packaging is not the most important in a sex toy, but it’s a shame. It’s the same type of pocket as the Meo Cyborg dildo.

The EcoFriendly part of the packaging

Well, that’s not it … Already, apart from the fact that it is a simple plastic packaging that does not highlight the object, it is mostly plastic. And the plastic is not that fantastic, because to recycle it is just  very complicated. So here, Meo could have done better to respect the environment. Admittedly, we will pay less for our product than if it were a luxury box, but our beautiful planet loses in exchange.

Meo Big Johnny physical details

The Meo Big Johnny is awesome! It is just as impressive as the Njoy Eleven. Moreover, there is really little difference between the two, even if, when we look more closely, we realize that they are not identical.

Meo Big Johnny size

So it’s a big steel dildo. You really realize it when you see it in real life or you hold it in your hands. With its 1,3 Kg (1,250 Kg for the Njoy Eleven) and its 26 cm in length (10.23″), it is a beautiful toy. The handle has a diameter of 3.5 cm (1.37″). The small head is 4 cm in diameter (1.57″), a little less than the Eleven. While the biggest head is 5 cm (1.96″) in diameter. It is therefore 0.1 cm (0.03″) less than on the Njoy Eleven.

The two heads shape of Meo Big Johnny

Each end is different. The large, bulbous head with a bulging portion is clearly intended to stimulate the prostate and the curve is slightly curved inwards. This head may be a problem for some back and forth if you want to stimulate your G-spot, for others, it will be paradise. The smaller head is rounded with a flatter part.

Other visual details on Meo Big Johnny

Meo Big Johnny is imposing, impressive and many superlatives can be associated with it. It is clearly a beautiful piece made by hand, with a glossy surface, but perhaps not as polished as the Njoy Eleven. There are also four grooves on the Meo Big Johnny to act as a grip. They are present on the side of the smaller head. We get a better grip when using the largest head. It’s still not bad when you end up with a toy covered with lubricant.

Meo Big Johnny materials

The Meo Big Johnny is a huge dildo made of 100% polished surgical steel. This is all 316 Stainless Steel, a stainless steel that holds the shock, but difficult to be 100% certain. Anyway, it remains surgical steel and because of this, it is a non-porous material, phthalate-free and healthy for the body. There is no metallic smell like some low-end steel products. It’s still good quality. However, I feel it is a little less polished than the Njoy Eleven steel.

Meo Big Johnny use

Be careful, the Meo Big Johnny is a big piece and is not meant to be used lightly. It is clearly a toy for those who like large volumes and, especially, without artifice. Here, there are no buttons, no motor or vibrations. It is an old-fashioned toy, in manual mode, for everyone. It will serve as much to penetrate, fill and stimulate the P-Spot & G-Spot. It is a weapon of mass destruction! No, well, ok, it’s a sex toy. But I can guarantee that if I take the Meo Big Johnny with one hand and the Njoy Eleven on the other, I can make a carnage!

Lubrication of Big Johnny

With steel, the advantage is that you can use any type of lubricant. With water, silicone, hybrid, plants and more, you have the choice! For my part, I often choose for a silicone-based lubricant. Indeed, the silicone lasts longer in time and offers a very good glide. Certainly, it slips a little too much on the toy when you take it in hand, but the sliding feeling is not comparable to a water-based lubricant.

You can opt for the Pjur Back Door or the Pjur Original Bodyglide. There are many silicone-based lubricants in the market. You can choose the one you want.

How to clean the Meo Big Johnny?

With water! But as you probably know, water alone is not enough to clean a toy that has been used with a silicone-based lubricant. Here, it will be necessary to couple your cleaning with soap before making the lubricant disappear. You can then take a toy cleaner and dry it before rubbing it a little with a non-abrasive cloth.

Things to know about the dildo

Presented as a P-spot stimulator by Meo, it can also be used for the G-spot. In any case, in general, a toy intended for the G-spot is also for the P-Spot. Clearly, it is its weight and it will be used for special occasions. It is not really the sex toy that will come out every time we want to have fun.

With steel, you have to go slowly. It is a hard material and here, there is no flexibility, no softer area, it does not forgive a mistake. Always be careful, especially with such large diameters. Last, the Meo Big Johnny being made with steel, you can have fun playing with the temperatures. For this, you can put it in the fridge or under hot water and it will take the temperature without problems for a while.

Meo Big Johnny efficiency

Attention, big part of the review, the moment to tell you what I think of Meo Big Johnny when using it. I will try to give you a report, as complete as possible, according to my possibilities. Because obviously, I can not try everything and in all possible ways to use it.

Insertion and back-and-forth

Let’s talk at first about the insertion and the back and forth with the Meo Big Johnny. Already, to insert it, despite its size, it went very well. Since this is a steel product, with silicone-based lubricant, it goes by itself. Yes, I’m used to big sex toy, but know it, with steel, it slips very well. It absolutely does not stick and the steel remains perfect to go back and forth without any friction.

However, for the back and forth movements, you have to be careful. It should not go abruptly, neither in the back and forth, nor in the withdrawal. Steel being hard and absolutely not flexible, it can hurt if you go too hard or too fast. The back and forth movements are rather short. It can be done in 2 to 3 cm in length (0.78″ to 1.18″), no need to seek to make a long lengthy back and forth.

By adding a small leverage movement, the pressure will be even stronger, especially for G-Spot and it works very well. Because of its weight, you will not be able to have a long session. With two, it will be always easier.

G-Spot stimulation

Obviously, this kind of sex toy is especially made to stimulate the P-Spot and the G-Spot. For the P-Spot, I will tell you a little more further. For G-Spot, I’m not being able to give you a direct feedback, I can just tell you what Kitty thinks about it. Given its shape that is almost the same as that of the Njoy Eleven, it will stay very well, where it is needed. There is no need to move back and forth to inflate the G-Spot. Just make small circular movements by putting pressure on it to take pleasure and why not make you squirt.

Squirting with is possible, but with the largest head, there will leave little room to expel your squirt. By making leverage movements with the big head, it is radical for G-Spot stimulation. Your G-Spot will inflate without any problem and it will necessarily be stimulated, even if you are not used to it.

If you combine this with clitoral stimulation like a Womanizer Premium, a Satisfyer Pro Traveler or an Europe Magic Wand (Hitachi), that will be radical. You will easily get a mixed orgasm, between the G-Spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm. The smaller head will provide more localized stimulation, even if it is not the Njoy Pure Wand either. And squirt will be easier because you will have more room to achieve it.

P-Spot stimulation

Let’s talk now about the P-Spot stimulation! That, I know it well. I tested the two Meo Big Johnny heads. With the biggest head, the prostate could not be missed. As soon as the head touches this one, we clearly feel its pressure. The prostate is very solicited as PC muscles, but I find that the prostate is relatively crushed. The prostate massage will be quite brutal and is not localized. However, it works well.

With the smallest head, in lying position or on all fours, it is effective! The curved shape and the undulations are very pleasant. It is easier to apply localized pressure and it works very well. I like both ends, each bringing a different sensation, but in all cases, the prostate is solicited.

Classic anal stimulation

For the more classic anal stimulation, so oriented on the filling effect and back and forth, I used the biggest head. With a little Pjur Back Door lubricant, it is not easy to use it, alone. The insertion is not super easy, but it could be done and we clearly feel it. The anal walls are well solicited and there is a more complicated insertion step, especially where the bulb narrows and is sucked by the anus. The feeling of pleasure is very strong and if you’re masturbating at the same time, you will quickly get a pretty strong orgasm.

With the smaller head, it’s a little less powerful. We do not have the same feelings on the anal part and the walls are much less solicited. By cons, on this side, we can feel the waves on the handle and it’s quite nice.

Tips and Precautions

I will give you some tips and precautions to use the Meo Big Johnny in the best way. First, be careful if you use silicone-based lubricant. It slips a lot and despite the practical grip, it can be slipped from your hands. For a better grip, you can use a silicone cock ring to surround the handle. However, be careful, you should not use silicone lubricant, as the mixture will deteriorate your cock ring. At the same time, you can buy a cheap one that will only serve that purpose.

I also advise you not to use it in a standing position. It’s far too dangerous if you let it escape from your hands. In addition to not facilitating movements. And if it falls to the ground, I do not tell you the damage on your tile or on your toes. Also know that it is quite heavy and therefore less convenient to use alone. Last thing, steel is a very hard material, take your time, go slowly to master it.

Meo Big Johnny final thoughts

In the end, again, it’s a beautiful toy, but not only. It is effective and this on both ends. For a stimulation with a more intense and direct pressure, it is not necessarily the toy on which to lean. Here, it will be better to take an Njoy Pure Wand or even the very good Jopen Comet 2. But if you like the filling effect, being filled with a P-Spot or G-Spot massage with a large head, the Meo Big Johnny is for you. Knowing that I remind you of the existence of a smaller version, under the name of Meo Little Johnny.

It is clearly a toy for those who love steel and large toy. For those who like temperature play. If you prefer smaller toys and with more textured materials, it will be necessary to to choice another dildo. And if you do not like the steel smooth side and prefer the “hanging” side of the matte silicone, find your way in other sex toys reviews available on the website. Anyway, the Meo Big Johnny is pleasant to the skin and slides very well. But it is imposing and potentially intimidating. This is clearly not a toy to start with, you must know and be used to its size and its material.

Meo Big Johnny or Njoy Eleven? Hard to say. For the price, I will tend to say the Meo Big Johnny, but at the same time, it is complicated, because the Meo Big Johnny is an imitation of the Njoy Eleven and we don’t not find exactly the same specs between the two. Know that they are very similar and therefore it’s up to you. One or the other, you will have something nice!