Now here is the Strap-On Me cum dildo! We are lucky, we were able to review the whole range of Strap-On Me! Indeed, we had the opportunity to review the Strap-On Me Vibrating Bendable (coming soon), the Strap-On Me single density dildo, but also the Strap-On Me double density dildo! All that was left to do was to tell you about this cum dildo to close the loop! I have already had the opportunity to tell you about the dildo that ejaculate on the website. Indeed, you may have already read the reviews of the King Cock ejaculator dildo, the POP from Fun Factory, the Mountain Drake from Bad Dragon or the Horse Morgan dildo from Bad Wolf! It is thus another model that we are going to review for you in order to go always further in the sextoys reviews!

If you’re looking for a dildo that ejaculate fake sperm, you’ve come to the right place! It’s not necessarily a dildo that will suit everyone! Indeed, it’s a particular system, but I can tell you that it’s very exciting once you’ve tested it! And when we use it with two people, it’s even better! So we invite you in this review of the Strap-On Me cum dildo!

Strap-On Me Cum Dildo packaging

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The front side of the dildo box

As for the double density dildo and other Strap-On Me products, we received the dildo in a cardboard box, not very rigid by the way, with the dildo in the picture, cumming on the front! We can also already see that we have the right to a tube of Creamy lubricant of 70 ml, it’s nice!

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We have product information on the slice of the box

On one of the slices of the box, we have the information about the dimensions of the dildo and the syringe, as well as those of other products in the range! On the back we have even more information about the dildo and how it works.

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The dildo, a manual, a pouch and a tube of lubricant

Once we open the box, we uncover the dildo in a black plastic mold, as well as the syringe that we will use to make it ejaculate. And under the mould, we can discover the lubricant, the small manual and the storage pouch. Too bad that the mould is made of plastic, because for the rest, it is rather not bad, especially the pouch!

Strap-On Me cum dildo physical details

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The cum dildo lengthened on its pocket

Concerning the aspect of this dildo, it looks rather like the mono-density dildo of the range! Indeed, it is quite similar in its shape, with a smooth and slightly curved shaft, a glans with a small bulge and a base. Here, we can quickly notice that we have a hole in the glans, which acts as a urethra to deliver the sperm. Then we notice that the base has holes, three in total. This heart-shaped base allows us to place a tube inside the dildo, in a dedicated channel, and to bring it out from three different angles. But we can also add two other tubes (which are not delivered with) to have even more capacity at the level of the ejaculation that we will be able to use with!

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The special base of the cum dildo

The shape and appearance of the dildo is semi-realistic! We feel that the heart is more resistant and to finish, the tube is 82 cm (32.28 inches) long, which leaves enough length to handle it well and hang the syringe on it. Concerning the syringe, it is black and we can remove the tube to pour the sperm inside! Yes, this is an important point, you will see it later in this review.

The size of the dildo

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Dimensions are indicated on the box

Concerning the dimensions of this dildo, already know that it exists only in size L! Contrary to other Strap-On Me dildos, here the choice is restricted and imposed. According to the manufacturer, this one measures 19 cm (7.48 inches) length for 3,7 cm (1.45 inch) diameter. Of course, these measures are not enough. Neither the insertable length nor the evolution of the diameter is known. And you may already know it, I like to take the measurements myself in order to compare what I get with the announced dimensions. So we have about 17 cm (6.69 inches) insertable length with a diameter that doesn’t really evolve, except for the glans.

The other details

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The hole to squirt the dildo

Concerning this dildo, I can tell you that it exists in two colors! You have a black version or a vanilla version! As you can see on the pictures, we asked for the vanilla version! Moreover, in terms of its weight, it is also light, it must be said that it has less material than a more basic dildo, given the presence of the internal channel and a rather basic density.

Strap-On Me cum dildo materials

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The density of the dildo is quite low, it folds very easily.

Of course, it is silicone! Here, it is a very soft silicone, it is even quite weird the first time you touch it. Its density is very low, let’s say you can fold the dildo quite easily! To compare, it is less dense than the mono or double density dildo we have already reviewed. This silicone is of high quality, it does not attract dust, in any case very little and it does not contain of course, neither latex nor phthalates. As a reminder, silicone is a healthy material for the body, hypoallergenic, there is nothing dangerous.

Strap-On Me cum dildo use

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The concept is explained at the back with the strong points of the dildo

Attention, this is the moment when I explain how to use a dildo! It’s both ridiculous but important! It’s a bit weird because, as you can imagine, to use a dildo, you don’t need an instruction manual. Indeed, it’s instinctive! But here you have an extra function and if this is your first dildo, there are some things you need to know. In any case, if this is really your first dildo, congratulations, you are already at a very Kinky level! In short, let’s already look at what we can do with it if we think about it a little bit.

What can be done with it?

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A manual for a dildo, rare enough to say never

As with all dildos, the main use is to use it to go back and forth in your vagina or ass. But as you know as well as I do, this dildo has a particularity, it squirt! This means that it offers many more possibilities. Afterwards, it depends on what you like to do with it! For example, you can use it for blowjob and receive an ejaculation of fake semen in your mouth. Why not get a facial squirt from a dildo? Maybe use it with two people, to penetrate the other with it and squirt the dildo inside because it excites you. There are really a lot of possibilities, it’s just a matter of imagination and envy!

How to use the ejaculation part?

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The free creamy lube

To use the ejaculation function of the dildo, you will need to have something to ejaculate with! Indeed, to reinforce the immersion, it is preferable to use a lubricant that looks like semen! You have the lubricant of Bad Dragon or Bad Wolf. But you also have Meo’s Cumshot lubricant or even the ManCunt! There is also the Cobecco Male White and the Manhood by Velv’or. It is also possible to create your own fake sperm recipe! Maybe one day I’ll write an article on the subject, because it’s already an idea in my head.

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The syringe of the dildo

Then fill the syringe with 30 ml and attach it directly to the dildo tube. To do this, remove the suctioned part of the syringe by pulling a little and let the creamy lubricant flow inside. If you try to aspirate it with the syringe, you cannot. On the one hand, the tube does not unscrew and on the other hand, the texture of the lubricant is too thick or the diameter of the syringe is too small. In short, it has to be done this way. Moreover, this is what is indicated in the user manual!

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To insert the lubricant, remove the plunger part of the syringe.

Knowing that the tube can be fixed in several positions as you can see on the pictures. Indeed, under the base of the dildo, there are several kinds of gutters, allowing you to place part of the length of the tube. I find this quite practical because it is easier to decide which side the tube will be on. But you can also add tubes and other syringes.

Compatibility with harnesses

The good thing about a cum dildo is that you can use it to squirt on your partner! And what’s better than putting it in a harness to squirt it whenever you want, in your partner’s ass, pussy or face! And again, these are just ideas! So it’s interesting to know some harnesses that will be compatible with it in order to have fun with it! With a diameter of 3.7 cm (1.45 inch), a flat base and a low density, this dildo can fit in several harnesses.

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Up to three pipes!

Indeed, it will be possible to use it with the Bella harness from SpareParts, the Sasha, the Tomboi, the Theo or the Joque. If you want to practice double penetration or double ejaculation, you can also attach it to the Tomboi 2 or the Deuce from Spareparts. Alternatively, you can attach it to the Doc Johnson Panty Harness or Lovehoney Harness Panties. And finally, it is also compatible with the Strap & Bound harness or the Magic Strap for Passage of Desire.

Which lubricant to choose with?

There should be no more questions about it, especially if you have already read a lot of reviews on the website! When you have a silicone-based sextoy, you should choose a water-based lubricant. Otherwise, the materials may mix and it doesn’t look good. But we also forget that it is a cum dildo! So, which lubricant should we use? You can use classic lubricant for the role of lubrication!

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The 86 cm (33.85 inches) long pipe!

For example, the YES BUT or Pjur Back Door Aqua if it’s for anal penetration! Otherwise, the Sliquid Satin, Organics Natural or Organics Sensation if it is for vaginal penetration. These are only examples. For the semen effect role, I’ve already mentioned a few examples a little earlier, so you know what you have to do to find one!

How to clean it?

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The pipe will be used for cleaning

To clean this cum dildo, I proceed as follows! First, I pass it through warm water with a bit of soap. Then I take the syringe and fill it with water. Then I attach the tube to the syringe and squeeze the syringe to get the water through the tube. I recommend doing this three times to make sure to remove all the fake sperm inside. Sometimes I use a sextoy cleaner as well and air dry the dildo with the tube hanging down so that the remaining water can escape. There are other methods as well.

Strap-On Me cum dildo efficiency

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A squirting dildo!

Watch out, everyone, it’s going to squirt out! Facial and mouth ejaculation approaching! Yes, it’s a bit pushy as approach! We are going to start slowly! At the same time, do not be fooled, it’s a cum dildo, it’s the least we can do to use it for its main function! Once again, I know that it is not the thing of Mr. and Mrs. everybody, but maybe we will make you want to be interested in it one day! So Kitty and I will tell you what we think of this dildo that squirt out from Strap-On Me after the various times we’ve used it!

The handling of the dildo

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Comparison with the Fun Factory POP dildo

To manipulate and have fun with this cum dildo, there is nothing complicated! Already, if you decide not to use the “ejaculation” part, you can use it completely, by removing the pipe. Its base allows you to hold it in the palm of your hand to go back and forth with it! To use it in other situations, it is not necessarily very simple. For example, if you want to use it without hands, in crouching mode, I find that its texture does not lend itself too much to that, (not dense enough) and as it does not have a suction cup, it does not hold vertically for long! Even more so if you try to use it in anal. For the rest, like for example its placement in a harness, there is nothing complicated! You just have to do as for the other dildos, by passing it through the back, the glans first. However, with one hand, the syringe in the other, you can manipulate it quite easily without any problem.

The use of the ejaculation part

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Comparison with the Horse Morgan dildo from Bad Wolf

When we wanted to try the ejaculation part of the dildo with Kitty, I did everything wrong! Kitty loves to be squirted on, which of course turns me on, so we decided to give it a first try, without reading the instructions! What a mistake! Indeed, usually, with other dildos like the Horse Morgan, the Fun Factory POP or the Mountain Drake, I usually pour the lubricant in a small container and then suck it out with a classic syringe. If the other times, I don’t have any worries, here, with the Creamy lubricant, it doesn’t work at all! The lubricant is too thick to be absorbed this way. You actually have to remove the “push” part of the syringe, pour the lubricant inside and then put it back in! And there, it’s perfect! And on top of that, it was Kitty who made me see that we could do that, without reading the manual, while I got fooled like a rookie.

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Comparison with the Mountain Drake dildo from Bad Dragon

So, when we had fun with several dildos for a kind of gang-bang of dildos, when I pressed the syringe, the dildo tried to ejaculate, but it was a wet squib, since there was almost nothing in the syringe. And yes, it was black, so I didn’t see that I hadn’t sucked up much. So you really have to fill the syringe as indicated in the manual! Otherwise, it will be a failure!

When we make another more serious attempt

So we repeated the experience! This time, I poured the lubricant into the syringe from the other side. While I was doing a double vaginal penetration on Kitty with my penis and the Limba Flex M dildo from Fun Factory, I grabbed the Strap-on Me dildo with one hand and the syringe with the other. While I was fucking Kitty properly, I pressed the syringe to get the fake sperm out! First thing, it doesn’t come out directly. In fact, I had to press down hard enough on the syringe so that the first sperm would come out. They are not jets, but rather fake sperm that flows out! Second thing, it is really necessary to press hard and with a sharp blow so that the dildo cum a little more, but that is in no way comparable to a true ejaculation!

On the other hand, I did it all over Kitty and mainly on her breasts and a little on the bottom of her face. Kitty was thrilled and sliding the fake sperm on her breasts! She was looking at me while playing with it, telling me that she had just taken a good dose of sperm! Excited, I continued my double penetration until I came to the bottom of her pussy to fill it up again. For this second try, it’s better, but like the other dildos that ejaculate, we are far from a real ejaculation with the power we can get! And moreover, the lubricant is rather cold, it is not really the same sensation! On the other hand, it makes its exciting effect, no doubt about it!

Dildo stimulation in general

When we tested it in vaginal penetration, Kitty didn’t really find this dildo extraordinary! It’s even a pretty basic dildo! Admittedly, its density is really low, which makes it easy to fold it, but just the same, maybe a little too much! To insert it, it’s not as simple as a more rigid dildo where you can force the entrance a little. Here, it is already necessary that it slips so that the dildo enters easily. Moreover, yes, you can bend it, but again, as it is not really rigid, you can’t really put pressure on the G or P spot. I’m not saying that it doesn’t stimulate these two points at all, but that’s not really where we expect it! For Kitty, the stimulation of the G-spot is not the strong point of this dildo! And she also indicated to me that the sensation of filling was average, it must be said that the dildo is not big concerning its diameter.

In anal use

I also tested this dildo a little bit in anal, but I find that its density is not strong enough to be practical to use it this way. It is especially the fact that it squirts that is interesting! However, it is a dildo which will be able to really be appropriate to the beginners in anal! It is so thin that you can easily bend it and you will not have the firmness that some silicone dildos can have. All in all, you can use it to stimulate your anus and your ass, but that’s not really where it will work miracles! On the other hand, if you feel like taking an ejaculation in your ass, there, it will offer what you want!

Strap-On Me cum dildo final thoughts

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A dildo which deserves the detour, for the pegging or the ejaculation part!

For us, this Strap-On Me cum dildo is above all interesting for its capacity to ejaculate! We must not lie to ourselves, when we buy a dildo like this one, it is to be sprayed on, to make a facial, to filled the mouth with fake sperm! However, beware, most sperm-effect lubricants contain titanium dioxide and sometimes even phenoxyethanol! Here, Creamy presents only phenoxyethanol, it’s better than nothing. It is therefore better to use it externally or to find a lubricant with a better composition! Or even better, make it yourself, but that’s another story.

The best thing about this dildo is the possibility to use three pipes at the same time! If you want to get squirted on with good doses, this is one of the most squirtable dildos I’ve ever reviewed. However, for vaginal or anal stimulation, there are better! Depending on what you want, it’s a dildo that deserves the shot!

Pros

  • One complimentary syringe and 70 ml of fake sperm lubricant
  • Several possible locations to place the tube
  • Up to three pipes and three syringes can be used.
  • Very low density
  • The excitement of fake sperm

Cons

  • Density too low according to your desires
  • Fairly basic in terms of vaginal and anal stimulation
  • Creamy lubricant and its average composition (phenoxyethanol)
  • A fake ejaculation is not worth a real one
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