Lampwick Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys Review

Here is a new dildo that I managed to find on an American sex toys maker, it is the Lampwick dildo of Mr Hankey’s Toys! Regularly, I try to find sex-toys to review that changes from an ordinary one to vary the pleasures, but also to offer a wide horizon of what we can find on the market! I must admit, reviewing dildos, it’s pretty cool! It’s less annoying than some new features that change very little compared to a previous model.

Here is a quality dildo, unique, that can only be found in Mr Hankey’s Toys and it is simply a war machine! Yes, the Lampwick dildo is a very big and thick realistic dildo, moreover, when you go to see the different sizes of this model, you will actually realize that this dildo clearly imposes respect! With the VixenCreations Outlaw dildo at its side, it seems so small! It is really a big one, bigger than the Vixen Bandit or Vixen Maverick!

You should know that the production of the Lampwick dildo stopped in 2017. There was a big work on it with the original model designer in order to redesign it completely for a new version, even better than before. Here is my review of the Lampwick Dildo new model from Mr Hankey’s Toys.

Lampwick dildo packaging

On the packaging, I will not say that there is much work on that part. Indeed, it is only a plastic packaging, a little hard, which completely surrounds the dildo to put it under vacuum. It’s really very minimal, but at the same time, it does not bother me for a product like this.

Lampwick dildo physical details

It’s a beautiful beast as I like to say! Have you seen the size of this dildo? Well, this is clearly not the smallest model. Did you know that the Lampwick dildo is made from new techniques using clay? In short, it is a mold of the bigger version that is cut to make the version below and so on. Frankly, it’s a very beautiful realistic dildo!

As soon as I took it out of its plastic and had it in my hands, I could not help thinking that it was simply beautiful, imposing and majestic! Look at this dildo! It’s just a wonder! The dildo penis head is perfectly made, the shaft have veins, the testicles are also beautiful, what more? It’s really a very nice work!

As it can be seen, this Lampwick dildo has a kind of base, I will even say a really big one. This allows it to have a better stability when it is placed vertically, with under this base, a small surprise that I asked to add as proposed on the shop of Mr. Hankey’s toys.

Lampwick dildo size

It’s not really a secret for those who follow me, I like huge dildos. But beware, the Lampwick dildo is clearly not a small dildo for beginners. You will understand it when I will announce the sizes for which you can find it. Know that it is available in size S, M, LG / XL and XXXL! For my part, I chose the M model, so Medium and you will see that it is not a small piece. Indeed, here are the different measures according to the chosen size!

• S size : Total Length : 9.50″ / Insertable Length : 7.00″ / Circumference (near balls) : 5.75″ / Circumference ( at center) : 5.55″ / Circumference (near the dildo penis head) : 5.00″
• M size : Total Length : 13″ / Insertable Length : 10.00″ / Circumference (near balls) : 8″ / Circumference ( at center) : 7.75″ / Circumference (near the dildo penis head) : 7.25″ / Strap-On ring size : 2.50″
• LG/XL size : Total Length : 14.75″ / Insertable Length : 11.65″ / Circumference (near balls) : 9″ / Circumference ( at center) : 9.25″ / Circumference (near the dildo penis head) : 8.50″ / Strap-On ring size : 3″
• LG/XL size : Total Length : 16.25″ / Insertable Length : 12.80″ / Circumference (near balls) : 10.30″ / Circumference ( at center) :10.50″ / Circumference (near the dildo penis head) : 9.25″

As you can see, the LG / XL and XXXL versions are really huge! You really have to be used to these dimensions! Even I do not use dildos as long and wide. The biggest at my disposal are Bad Wolf’s Horse Morgan dildo, Vixen Outlaw and Split Peaches Unicorn Horn dildo and they are not as big as these LG / XL and XXXL versions. When I look at the M size, I tell myself that it is a medium size but still impressive! And so for the dildos majority on the shop!

My calculation of dimensions

To check the size announced, I calculated the size of this awesome dildo myself! With 13″ total length and a bit less than 10″ insertable length, it’s huge. Calculations are good! At the diameter level, I observed 2.3″ at the penis dildo head. And for the largest diameter, at the shaft, I got 2.62″. Its nearly the same calculations. At least we know what to expect.

Other calculation about this dildo

There is another element that is not really indicated, it is the dimensions of the dildo base. It is 1.5″ thick, it is quite imposing as thickness, but it must be said that the dildo is also very impressive in itself. This base is a bit bigger than 4.25″ long and a 3.15″ wide, with a relatively oval shape.

Other visual details on Lampwick dildo

This dildo is available in three colors. You have the choice between “Natural Tan”, “Deep Brown” and “Black”. In short, it represents white flesh, dark brown or black. For my part, I chose the model “Natural Tan” that I choose regularly, although sometimes I also like other colors. This is particularly the case on the Vixen Mustang and its chocolate color or the Tantus Luke O2 that is all black.

Another point, that we can notice on the model that I chose, there is a hole at the dildo base. This hole is only there if you request it. We can choose to put one or not. Why add a hole? Simply to make the Lampwick dildo compatible with Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock systems!

Yes, it’s not bad at all as an idea. So I asked to add this hole, especially to fix it to the Doc Johnson harness or to the F-machine Gigolo Fucking Machine! Not bad isn’t it? Well, in reality, this dildo is too big and heavy to be fixed on this Fuck Machine. It would take the Pro version to put it on. At the same time, I can’t see myself installing such an imposing dildo on a Fuck Machine.

Lampwick dildo material

Let’s talk about the silicone that makes up this dildo! Because yes, it is a silicone dildo! This is 100% platinum silicone, but not just any silicone, since it is a very high quality level silicone. Indeed, the silicone used allows Mr. Hankey’s Toys creations to be certified to the ISO 10993-10 standard with tests of irritation and skin sensitivity. This is not something we see everywhere, it is also the first time I hear about an ISO certification in this area.

Two density choices

At the silicone texture level, you have several choices available, especially two! You have a medium firmness silicone and a 75% soft silicone, which is more flexible and soft than the medium version. It was this choice that I made when I asked to review the Lampwick dildo. Given the size of the beast, it was better. We’ll see if it’s a good choice later in this review.

Difference and comparison of the texture

To give you an idea, the Medium Firmness version corresponds to an erect penis, very hard. While the 75% soft version corresponds to the texture of a 75-80% erect penis. This will allow you to better realize it! And frankly, it’s superb quality! I admit that I am really surprised, because between the Vixen silicone and Mr Hankey’s toys one, we can say that it is at the same level! The texture is a bit firmer than at Vixen, but not much! Otherwise, the density is almost equivalent, it’s really very close.

Lampwick dildo usage

I like to take care of this review part! Especially when it comes to a dildo or hand masturbator! Indeed, when there is no motorized system, battery, remote control and connected features, we can go to the basics! A dildo, it’s not complicated, it’s done to enter a hole. There is no need to look elsewhere! Let’s take a look at this dildo usage!

What’s possible to do with the Lapwick dildo ?

With this dildo, you can do a lot of things! That’s what is good with a dildo, we can use it for a lot of activity. Already, we can have fun with blowjob training. It’s a thing. You can also insert it into your vagina or anus, whichever you prefer or even choose both if you can! It can also be fixed on a Vac-U-Lock system if you have added compatibility when ordering or use it on a compatible Fuck Machine, for example.

For compatibility with other systems, including use of an O-ring harness, care must be taken with size. I opted for the model M, I need an O-ring of 2.50″ as diameter, which is not common. Even the SpareParts Deuce Magnum version does not big enough to fit the Lampwick dildo! On the other hand, if we change the Fun Factory Strap & Bound harness O-ring, it will be able to go through the O-ring.

Which lube to use with the Lapwick dildo ?

As with all silicone products, if you want to avoid any problem, it is best to use a water-based lubricant. In this case, you can not go wrong. But did you know that you can use silicone-based lubricant with a silicone dildo depending on the quality of the two elements that are assembled? Here, we have very good silicone, I’m sure we can use Pjur Back Door lube for example without problem. I did not try, because I do not want to have a bad surprise.

I therefore recommend lubricants such as Sliquid H2O, Sliquid Sassy, ​​Pjur Back Door Aqua and many others! There is also the UnisX anal lube which is very good!

How to clean the Lampwick dildo ?

To clean this dildo, if you do not want to bother and be sure of you, we do as usual, we use warm water and a little soap to make it a beauty. Toy cleaner such as Sliquid Shine can be used and rinsed. But, considering the silicone quality, it must also be able to boil it or put it in the dishwasher. I did not find the information, so I can’t confirm it for sure, that’s why I recommend the classic cleaning system.

Lampwick dildo efficiency

Finally, here is the moment to tell you our feedback following its use! As often, I reviewed this dildo with Kitty to have her feedback on vaginal use and for my part, I also try this dildo to complete the review as you will be able to read it. After the Unicorn Horn dildo that Kitty enjoyed, we will see if this Lampwick dildo will also become one of her best dildos?

Imposing, majestic and huge

Yes, it’s clearly the most important thing about this dildo, its size and dimensions! It is really huge! I admit that when I see it, it makes me want to use it, whether it is me or Kitty. But be careful, a dildo like this one is not used in the same way as a smaller dildo. Do not go there like a crazy person, you have to take your time, otherwise you risk hurting yourself.

But yes, this dildo is huge! Really huge! And for my part, I love it! Whether for my use, in anal, but also the fact of using it on Kitty. I like to see her with a dildo, even more if it is impressive like this Lampwick. I admit that I take pleasure in seeing her with this dildo but also use it on her. That’s what I try first.

First vaginal insertion

The first time I used this dildo, it was on Kitty. Already, to surprise her, I have to say that it was not easy. I go near her, the dildo behind my back, held by one hand, just that, it was not easy. It is heavy, it is very flexible, so that its weight necessarily inclines to one side or the other depending on how it is held, but she did not really notice it at first. I began by licking her pussy and her clit, before bringing in the dildo.

At first, I dragged the dildo head on her clit and her lips, then I began to insert a small part of the head to awaken a little more the area and make my way through it. The insertion was not obvious, but I admit that at the time, I did not add lubricant. Kitty was very wet, so the insertion was done without discomfort, but on use, lubricant would not have been a luxury.

Indeed, the texture of the dildo hangs a little during the back and forth movements, so it is better to properly lubricate the dildo before using it. Otherwise, the insertion is not so difficult if you prepare the area well and go in stages.

The vaginal sensations

Once I was more confident with the dildo in my hands and Kitty was a little more relaxed, I took the dildo with both hands to go back and forth. Obviously, only a part of the dildo could fit in Kitty’s pussy, however, it does not change the pleasure. Kitty was really filled, I can’t say the opposite. Seeing the dildo go back and forth on her pussy was very exciting for me as for her.

Despite the dildo size, its soft texture allows it to follow the shapes of the vagina and put pressure on the vagina walls to stimulate it completely. Even without curvature, the dildo stimulates the G-Spot. At the same time, it fills so much that it’s quite logical. I was able to couple the dildo thrusting with a cunnilingus, despite the limited space available. At the same time, just imagine the situation to realize it. Between the dildo that filled Kitty and my tongue whipping her clitoris, orgasms did not take long to arrive.

Watch out when you move the dildo

Yes, it is also an important point. In addition, having to be careful to not hurt yourself stupidly, you have to get used to move this dildo. Yes, I speak of maneuver, because a machine like this one, it is necessary to have it in hand to understand it. Very clearly, to use it more easily, two hands are not too much. The base still allows you to have it in hand, even with one hand, but you will feel its weight. And after a while, after several minutes, you could start having your arm tired.

So we can’t make as many thrusting movements with a small dildo, or even as quickly or deeply. In addition, when placed vertically, the dildo does not stand straight. Indeed, with its flexibility and size, the weight makes it rock on one side or the other. It can’t be used without hands, as with a suction cup dildo.

Another thing to pay attention to during insertion is the pubic bone. Do not go too fast or too hard. When you insert it, you will feel that the dildo head will force the passage and stall behind the pubic bone. This will create a kind of resistance when moving back and forth. Try to keep the dildo’s head in a position after this passage. Indeed, if you go back and forth as with a smaller dildo, you may have pain if you are not well dilated.

My advice is to do it gently at the beginning, so that the dildo head exceeds this narrow passage before going back and forth or the movements you want behind the pubic bone. Once you are more comfortable, it’s up to you to see if you want to make larger movements.

What does this dildo bring in anal?

To go further in this huge Lampwick dildo review, I tried it with anal penetration, being alone. Given the size of the monster, I preferred to try alone first, because I was not sure to actually use it. Finally, it went very well. Of course, to try it, I did not start directly by itself. I did not want to take a dildo of 2.3″ that would gradually grow to 2.62″. I know that I like big dildos, but there are still limits. Here, I took my time. I started with the cucumber dildo from SelfDelve, then with the Grim Reaper that I’ve reviewed, before starting to use the Lampwick dildo.

With a good amount of lubricant, I quietly installed the dildo on the floor, vertically. I had to keep it in place, because given its length, it does not stand up straight. It will inevitably lean to one side and fall down. So I maintained the base of the dildo during anal insertion.

The first centimeters are not easy, because we start strong. But with a little patience, I could go further. Needless to say, the filling sensation is huge. We feel very quickly the dildo pushed on the anal walls to find a way through. The texture very close to the Vixskin makes it easy to do all that.

By cons, I must maintain the base to insert the dildo in this position, otherwise, it twists or fall. But it’s clearly the dildo that causes the most filling effect in my collection! This is serious ! But it’s a great dildo for people very greedy. For my part, I validate it! If the texture was too firm, I will not have said the same thing, but there it’s perfect!

Lampwick dildo final thoughts

Do I need to tell you that this Lampwick dildo is one of the best dildos we’ve had the opportunity to review? Should I repeat that this is a very big piece that will please many people? I think you understand that we loved this dildo! And I must admit that we hope to reviews others later, because it is really a great discovery! The silicone quality is really there and clearly rivals VixenCreations! I even want to say that I can’t wait to review other dildos that Mr Hankey’s Toys offers! It’s really a nice surprise!

In addition, it’s a huge dildo that makes you want to use it! A large realistic dildo, with many details, a very good texture necessarily gives envy. I love to see Kitty with this dildo, at the same time, I love to see Kitty with a dildo whatsoever, but here is really a piece! After 6 years of reviewing sex toys, I have never seen a dildo as impressive and quality!

This is important to clarify, because often the impressive dildos are quite average. Either the texture is TPE, bad silicone or worse, or it is not pleasant to use. Here, this is not the case. Everything is there to use it with pleasure and at will!

For all those looking for a dildo with impressive dimensions, this dildo is for you! Plus, it’s in the same price range as a good-sized Vixen dildo, another reason to be tempted! Sincerely, it’s a dildo of very good quality! Highly the next models, especially to use them on my F-Machine Gigolo Pink!