Curved Cucumber Dildo Review

Here is a cucumber dildo or the Curved Cucumber dildo according to SelfDelve! Yes, I decided to get my hands on a dildo shaped like a vegetable to review a sex toy closer to nature, closer to your garden in fact. We often hear old jokes on vegetables that slip into the pussy or ass, by the way who has never heard a joke about it? An unusual news of a woman who finds herself in emergencies with a corn stuck in the anus? I think you see what I want to talk about.

I admit that I have always found it intriguing, even more to review a dildo that looks like and shaped as a vegetable! Besides SelfDelve offers many sex toys shaped like vegetables and I really liked this concept! I choose a model from the proposed collection and my choice was on this Curved Cucumber dildo! Now it’s my turn to play gardener!

Things a little strange, I have already put them in my buttocks. Between the dragon-horse penis like the Bad Dragon Sleipnir, a horse cock with the Horse Morgan dildo or the tail of a werewolf with the Werewolf Beast dildo, we can say that I saw many things. Lately it has been even a unicorn horn with Unicorn Horn dildo from Split Peaches! And I also remind you that I reviewed a zombie dildo a few years ago on my French website. In short, here we are with nature, and health and our Curved Cucumber dildo!

A small SelfDelve presentation

SelfDelve is a small company based in Dresden, Germany. It produces a series of erotic products that are shipped all over the world. The sex toys are based on forms that challenge, with beautiful details and a very natural side for the entire proposed range. By offering sex toys shaped like vegetables, SelfDelve can get closer to nature and avoid inserting real vegetables, containing pesticides that go directly to the mucous membranes. And frankly, I think it’s great! I admit that I became a fan of what SelfDelve offers! For me, it’s an artist’s work, simply art!

Curved Cucumber dildo packaging

In terms of packaging, it’s really nice! I find that this one perfectly joins the dynamics of SelfDelve, to be close to nature and ecology. Indeed, the Curved Cucumber dildo arrived in a metal box, a little like a sugar box, in short a metal box that I find very nice.

We can find the SelfDelve logo on the side, with a shiny silvery side. Once we open the box, we discover the black crumpled paper, which protects the cucumber that we discover once we dig a little. This one is packed in a thin plastic bag with seals indicating a handmade object and a unique and authentic product! That’s really nice.

There is also a small manual with a Pjur Med Repair lubricant sample, nature-oriented too. It’s nice to have a little bonus too with the cucumber.

Curved Cucumber dildo physical details

What a beautiful cucumber! In addition, it’s nice as an aperitif when it’s hot! We could put it in a vegetable basket, we wouldn’t think that it’s a sex toy! Frankly, it’s pretty bluffing! Needless to say that this Curved Cucumber dildo is really curved, especially to stimulate the G-spot and maybe the P-Spot. When I look at the other SelfDelve sex toys, this cucumber looks pretty like the “Curved Banana”, a dildo with a banana shape.

We also note that the realistic rendering is made possible by the colors chosen to make this dildo like a real cucumber. The colors are natural and very close to the real vegetable. It’s a dark green, warm, accented by bright pearly green stripes that gives the Curved Cucumber dildo its natural look!

Be aware that each sex toy is hand painted! Yes, it’s an artist’s job! In addition, it allows to add unique elements, such as silicone decorations, one-colored or with a marbled effect. Then, a thin layer of clear silicone is added to soften the dildo surface and give it its shiny side.

Curved Cucumber dildo size

I want to tell you that this is a cucumber size dildo. A medium sized cucumber, neither too small nor too big. Indeed, on the SelfDelve website, it is indicated that it is about 27 cm long (nearly 10.75 inches) when it is stretched. Its smallest head diameter is about 2.3 cm (1 inch) with a the highest head diameter around 4 cm (1.50 inches).

To go further with this information, I calculated the measurements myself. So I was able to observe that the dildo measures 18.5 cm in length (7.25 inches) in its basic form, with a calculation from one end to the other. Lying flat, it measures well 27 cm in length (nearly 10.75 inches). The diameter at the smallest, the side without the logo is 3 cm (a bit more than 1 inch). The 2.3 cm diameter (nearly 1 inch) indicated on SelfDelve website is surely the other side diameter. And for the most impressive part, I noticed a diameter of 4.29 cm (nearly 1.75 inches). So the diameter is a little bigger in my calculations compared to the one indicated on the website.

Others physical details on the Curved Cucumber dildo

We can also see on one of the two ends of this cucumber, the presence of a raised part. This is the SelfDelve logo / mascot, Leo, a chameleon that changes color, present on all achievements. It’s a bit like their signature.

Curved Cucumber dildo materials

Even if it looks real, this Curved Cucumber dildo is silicone made! Yes, looking at the pictures, you might think that it is a glass sex toy, with its brilliant reflections and its striking realism. But no, it’s really silicone.

A silicone sex toy made in one go

It should be known that the manufacturing process that SelfDelve uses allows to not leave traces of molding as can be seen on some sex toys. Aesthetically, it’s prettier, since we do not see the seam between the two parts. In fact, the sex toy is made of a single block.

A cucumber that could change its color

In addition, SelfDelve uses thermochromic pigment! What is it ? These are color pigments that can change color when the toy reaches body temperature. Here, on this cucumber, the “Curved Cucumber dildo“, when the body temperature is reached, the sex toy changes color from green to a pale yellow-green, as if the cucumber had just been peeled. Frankly, it’s pretty surprising! I took a picture just after using it on Kitty to let you see the difference with its original color.

Three silicone hardness levels

In terms of the silicone hardness, it should be known that SelfDelve offers three levels of hardness. When the toy has a large diameter, the hardness is low, so the dildo is soft. For those of average size, the silicone will be harder, more solid. While sex toys with thinner shape are made of very resistant silicone. Here, it is a silicone that is between medium and hard, but still closer to the medium in terms of its density. You will see the difference compared to a second product that I will review a little later from SelfDelve, the silicone is softer here.

I remember you that silicone is one of the best materials to make sex toys, on several levels. It is a healthy material for the body, hypoallergenic and containing neither phthalates nor latex. And it is cheap, knowing that there are several levels of quality for silicone. It can also stretch the shape of the cucumber, the silicone being stretchable, but I do not really see what the purpose to stretch it.

Curved Cucumber dildo usage

Using a dildo, it’s not rocket science! So to use a Curved Cucumber dildo, you can imagine that there is no need for a master’s degree in agriculture to use it. No need to water or peel it, it is primarily a dildo that goes into a hole. Come on, let’s take a quick tour of things to know about this one.

What can i do with my Curved Cucumber dildo ?

If you are hungry, do not try to put it in your mouth to eat it. Unless you want to suck a cucumber, you can’t swallow it. Finally, you understood me. No, it’s a cucumber that fits into a vagina or anus. But it also works in the mouth, it can be very sexy elsewhere! Even if we can do a lot of things with it, its curve is intended to be effective in the G-Spot stimulation and surely P-spot too. It will be necessary to try it to know it and that, you will discover later in this review. Be careful, if your Curved cucumber dildo changes color while you use it, it’s normal. I have already explained above why this change is taking place.

Which lube to use with this cucumber ?

It is a silicone cucumber, so it is recommended to use water-based lubricant! The water-based Yes bio or the Sliquid H20 will be perfect! We stay with organic and vegan! But you can use other water-based lubricants. If you do not have too many ideas, you can use the Sliquid Satin lubricant that I review on my French website a short time ago, an excellent one!

How to clean the Curved Cucumber dildo ?

In the same way as a real cucumber or almost. You can rinse it with water or a little bit of soap or a cleaner such as Sliquid Shine for example before rinsing it. It’s quick and easy.

Curved Cucumber dildo efficiency

This is the moment to tell you if this Curved Cucumber dildo will end up in a vegetable orgasm or cut into slices for eating! For that, I try this one with my dear and tender Kitty, to see what fate we will reserve for it. Here is our feedback!

A practical curved dildo

The first thing on which there is something to say is its curved shape. Indeed, this cucumber dildo is really curved and need to be used in a certain way. When I used the dildo on Kitty, I was facing her, the dildo inserted into her vagina, holding it straight. With the curvature, the dildo points to the G-Spot but in a too pronounced way. By cons, if I put the dildo so that the handle is positioned like an airplane handle, it’s perfect. For me and according to the Kitty’s feedback, it is much easier to use this Curved Cucumber dildo alone to position it without being disturbing. Moreover, it is easier to handle it yourself, lying on the back, the curvature is perfect and allows to facilitate the back and forth movements to stimulate the G-spot.

A surprising color change

Another interesting point, the color change of the dildo. I admit that I did not think that the color change was so striking, but I must say that Kitty and I were very surprised by this change in color. I thought the variation would be quite small, but this is beyond my imagination. I admit that realism is really respected and it really feels like having a peeled cucumber once used. The temperature of the dildo changes and it takes quite well the body temperature compared to other silicone sex toys.

What about the stimulation it offers?

Well, it’s not bad at all! Granted, G-spot stimulation is not as good as Njoy Pure Wand, but curvature makes things much easier. When I used the dildo on Kitty at the same time as a cunnilingus, I was able to use it in two ways. On the one hand, respecting the curvature, so without applying downward pressure to make it straighter and secondly, applying pressure for it to take a more upright shape.

Already, for insertion, everything goes smoothly. Kitty has been already wet, no need to add lubricant to insert it. Then, afterwards, the filling feeling is there, not too much either, it is not an excessive size dildo, but it feels good in place. At the G-spot stimulation level, it’s functional, clearly. With some tongue licks in addition, Kitty was wet and got some orgasms with it. Mission successful!

Handle and other details

Finally, the grip (handle) is good. I advise you to use this dildo by maintaining it by the side with the logo, to have a smooth end to insert. Even if we do not really have a handle on this dildo or even a base to grip, it is easy to use it without problem. For anal use, it is also pleasant, the curved shape can also stimulate the prostate without too much trouble. In addition, it can be used quite easily alone, which is not the case for all dildos on the market. Certainly, we can not use it without hands as with a suction cup dildo, but being on your knees, doggy style, curvature really facilitates thrusting movement. Likewise, if you find yourself lying on your back, you can use it quite easily too.

Other feedback on this dildo

During the tests, we had also tried to use it otherwise. The Curved Cucumber dildo was inserted into Kitty’s vagina, well in place, while on my side, the other end was in my mouth. You have to eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day. With the dildo curvature, the other end was placed like a penis. So I sucked the dildo while moving it with my mouth in her pussy. Kitty also made some movements to go back and forth in my mouth without having to hold the dildo to do this. I must say that it was really exhilarating!

Curved Cucumber dildo final thoughts

Having a cucumber that can be put in the buttocks or in the vagina, it is priceless! It’s still better, I guess, than a real cucumber! Here, we make sure not to end up with pesticides everywhere using a healthy Curved Cucumber dildo and made for our pleasure. I admit that I was surprised by the color change, it is really not common and it reinforces the object realism. It is a dildo that will be easier to use alone, including its delicate curvature to take in hand by someone other than the person who will be penetrated by it. It is also a dildo that goes unnoticed, which does not look like a penis and is really beautiful! If you want to have a vegetable shaped dildo, this is clearly the kind of product you need.