Would you like to check out Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo? If you’re here, I’m guessing yes! This is a new model at Lovehoney and the first one we’re reviewing with this feature! But this is not the only sextoy or fluorescent product we are reviewing on the website! Already, we had the opportunity to review the Pasante Glow condoms, but also the Love Light Technosex condoms. And we especially reviewed the Firefly phosphorescent butt plug which glows in the night (all on the French website)!
When I saw this fluorescent dildo at Lovehoney, I immediately thought of the other dildos we have reviewed for them lately. For example, the Heartthrob dildo, the Galaxy dildo or the Lifelike Lover dildo! Of course, they are not the same thing, but they are all part of the same category that I call “cheap dildos and really not bad at all“. So we will tell you if this Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo shines well in the night and if it is effective in stimulating the G and P spot! Here is our review of the Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo!
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo packaging
Table of Contents
The front of the box
To begin, let’s talk about the box of this dildo! We find ourselves on a cardboard box, classic at Lovehoney, with a pink and white tone. Rectangular, this box displays at the top, the Lovehoney logo, then a picture of the dildo on the length. On the side, it says “Luminous Lover”, then in subtitle, “Glow-in-the-dark silicone dildo”! So we know right away that this dildo glows in the dark! It is still its main characteristic in addition to being a dildo, of course!
On one side of the box, instructions for use
At the bottom of the box, we also have the mention “Your star is rising”, then on the slices, information to explain us a little the nature of the product and what we should know about it. But also, a presentation of Lovehoney to learn more about them.
Overview of other slices
Once you open the box, you discover the fluorescent dildo wrapped in a plastic bag. It is always better than a hard plastic mold. On the other hand, we do not have a storage pocket.
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo physical details
The dildo, still wrapped in a plastic pouch
As you can see on the pictures, the Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo is a rather curved dildo, not very big, but which has above all, a glans (stimulating head) rather pronounced and which is clearly here to stimulate your G spot! It reminds me of the head of the Avant D14 dildo that we reviewed, but a little bigger. At the level of its design, we can see that it has green stars, but also patterns that resemble bright flashes. At the bottom of the shaft, we find the Lovehoney logo, engraved in the silicone.
A curved shaft, a pronounced glans, no doubt, it’s for G spot & P
Even if you can see for yourself, it’s a black dildo, which has a flat base but also acts as a suction cup, so you can attach it to a flat surface that catches or directly to an O-ring compatible harness.
Size of the dildo
A small dildo, not too big, not too small
Is it a big or a small dildo? Pictures can be misleading! In order to give you precise dimensions, here is what I was able to calculate! For the total length of the dildo, I calculated 15,5 cm (6.10″ without counting the curvature) for 14,7 cm (5.78″) insertable. This will be more than enough to stimulate the G-spot. Then concerning the glans, this one shows a diameter of 3,34 cm (1.31″), with at the biggest, 3,81 cm (1.5″) all in bottom of the dildo shaft. Then, finally, concerning the suction cup, it displays 6.7 cm(2.63″) in diameter. You know everything now. I can even tell you that if we calculate the entire curvature, we are on 17 cm (6.69″) long.
Other details
Overview of the suction cup and dildo stars
Other than the fact that it’s black, I don’t have much more to tell you! I know it’s a light dildo, but I don’t really know its weight. However, I can tell you that it glows in the dark! You only have to leave it in the dark for 5 minutes to notice it. We will try to show you this on our pictures.
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo materials
A rather firm silicone, but with flexibility at the shaft
To tell you about the material of this dildo, as you would expect, it is silicone! It’s a decent quality silicone, it’s not “Premium” quality like on much expensive dildos, but it’s quite acceptable for the price of the product. It is a rather firm silicone, a little bit flexible, but its density is still rather high. Otherwise, silicone is a healthy material for the body, no need to be afraid of it! It is hypoallergenic, phthalate-free and latex-free.
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo use
How to use this luminous dildo ?
We’re not going to draw you a diagram to explain how a dildo should or can be used. That would be pointless and we have much more to tell you in writing than a drawing! Yes, sometimes it’s easier to write things down. Don’t worry, there’s not much to remember either. Let’s get to the bottom of this!
How do you use it and what can you do with it?
Overview of the dildo base and its suction cup
Just like with any other dildo on the market! It is a silicone phallus, more or less, I think you already know how to use it. However, you should know that it is a dildo oriented for the stimulation of the G-spot, but also the P-spot. This is the point of the prostate. If you want a dildo with a good filling effect, this model will not necessarily be suitable for this need. But you can also use the Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo to attach it to a compatible harness for pegging and/or strap-on. And you can also use it without hands by fixing it with its suction cup, on a sticky surface.
What lubricant to use with it?
I think we’ve said it enough, but we’re here to remind you. With a silicone dildo, to be safe, you should use a water-based lubricant. This will prevent the silicone in the dildo from mixing with the silicone in a lube that uses it. So, choose a water-based one! There are a lot of water-based lubes on the market, such as Sliquid, Pjur, Yes and many others!
How to clean it?
Here, same thing, it is not for lack of speaking about it in every review. To clean this dildo, nothing very difficult. You just have to put it under warm water, with a bit of soft soap and it’s done! Just dry it and everything will be fine. You can also use a cleaner if you are more adept at cleaning.
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo efficiency
Star is shinning ! Finally, when it is placed in the dark.
Now, let’s get to the things that are the most fun in a review, the time to try it! It’s a low-budget dildo, more geared towards G & P spot stimulation, compatible with a harness, but does it do the job and how well? In order to answer these questions, Kitty and I spent some time with it, playing with it and giving you our report! It’s time for us to tell you what we think of this Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo!
Handling
The dildo next to the nipple pumps of the same collection
Small dildo, small weight, all with a suction cup, of course that this dildo is easy to take in hand and manageable. With its suction cup base, you can hold it like that, with the base in the palm of your hand to move back and forth. You can also attach it to a compatible vertical or horizontal surface and have fun playing with it without your hands.
Comparison with the Cryptodite dildo
And on the side of a harness, it fits very well! With its curvature, it will not be very difficult to come and tickle your G-spot or P-spot, in any case, without twisting your wrist in all directions to reach your target. And with its mini weight, you won’t have a wrist that won’t be able to support it anymore and thus use it over a longer period of time.
The fluorescent effect
Two Lovehoney dildos, one more basic than the other!
On this point, the dildo fulfills its mission! Indeed, as soon as it is plunged into the dark and this for a few minutes, we can see the green stars, become greener, more fluorescent! What does it bring? Well, to tell the truth, not much. It’s fun, you can spot it more easily in the dark, but that’s it. At the same time, we know very well that it doesn’t influence the sensation that we will get with it by pushing it in our pussy or in our ass, but it’s fun.
The fluorescent dildo next to the Lifelike lover
For couples looking for a non-intimidating dildo, at least this one will amaze you at first, for its fluorescent side in the dark, which can put you in a good mood, between fun, relaxation and pleasure. On the other hand, it works well. The dildo stays fluorescent for quite some time, especially if you are in a dark room yourself. It can also be good for taking artistic pictures, but that’s another matter.
Dildo stimulation
Comparison with the Galaxy dildo from Lovehoney
We can say it, it is clearly a dildo which is intended for a vaginal use at first. With its curved shape, it is built in such a way that it can be placed behind the pubic bone, in order to stimulate your G-spot, in order to make small back and forth or up and down swinging system, according to your preferences. Indeed, on the stimulation of the G-spot, it depends on the users. Some like to make small fast back and forth, others, up and down, everything depends on your preference and especially, what stimulates you the most. I am not going to tell you that it is an orgasm machine, far from it.
Little heart or star?
It’s still a small dildo, made of silicone, which is not the best at this level, but for its price, it’s an acceptable model. Despite everything, it does what we ask it to do, that is, to stimulate the G-spot. For us, it’s more of an “accompanying” model, in the sense that, used alone, it will be nice, but without being formidable for your G-spot, but with a clitoral stimulation at the same time, it’s already something else.
And again the luminous dildo next to a model from Ylva & Dite
Moreover, at the anal level, it is correct, but a little weak in diameter for me, even if I can come with it, to stimulate my prostate. And let’s not forget that it is very easily compatible with harnesses on the market. Let’s say that for its price, it’s still a very nice model!
Lovehoney Luminous Lover dildo final thoughts
A little closer to the stars, …
So yes, the fluorescent part is gimmicky! But let’s just say that for its price, it’s a nice little bonus, even if once you’ve seen that it glows, you won’t really care anymore! Although, in the dark, I’m sure you can make some very interesting pictures. But above all, a dildo is used for pleasure and on this point, it is a model that does not do too badly, and even rather well for its price. Easy to handle, non-intimidating, fluorescent and adapted to your G-spot, it will also fit a standard harness. For its price, it’s a pretty good model!
Pros
- A dildo at a low price
- A fluorescent effect that works
- Easy to handle
- Compatible with harnesses
- Suitable for the G-spot
Cons
- It is not the best in its field
- The fluorescent, gimmicky, but fun side
