It’s time to propose you the Cyrus King dildo review from Mr Hankey’s Toys ! Indeed, a short time ago, we published the review of the Seahorse dildo and this time, we come back with an equally big model, even bigger, I must say and especially, realistic! If there is a well-known manufacturer in the field of big dildos, but really big but especially of excellent quality, it is Mr Hankey’s Toys ! Each time we review one of their models, it’s a success! Whether it’s the Dragon dildo, the Taintacle dildo or the Lampwick dildo, they are all favorites!

As indicated, this is the Cyrus King model, based on the actor/director’s penis, a realistic model and surely, the biggest dildo of our collection since its arrival! As you will see, this dildo exists in several sizes and we did not choose the smallest one. Here is our review of the Cyrus King dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys !

Cyrus King dildo packaging

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The packaging is basic, but it’s not a big deal

Just like the other dildos from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, the Cyrus King model arrived in a plastic package to protect the dildo during travel, along with a small sticker. It’s really sketchy, though, which is pretty common among handmade sex toy manufacturers. They focus primarily on the product, rather than its packaging. But maybe one day Mr Hankey’s toys will offer a storage pouch directly.

Mr Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King dildo physical details

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Look at this glans!

There, we can say it, it is a giant cock! But not just any cock! It’s Cyrus King’s! So I confess, I don’t know this porn actor, but that’s not going to stop us from telling you about his cock! First of all, I can tell you that this is the longest and biggest dildo of our collection, after the Seahorse dildo! And believe us, our collection is really huge! Visually speaking, this dildo really looks like a penis! Everything is there! First of all, we have a very well drawn, prominent glans, with a very present bulge compared to the shaft. This one is realistic, slightly curved and with many details and veins.

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The testicles are very nice

Then, at the base, a pair of testicles, there too, detailed, with the folds of the skin, it is really realistic! Everything is there, even the brake of the penis is present as well as a semblance of urethra. At the level of the base, quite thick by the way, we can see, engraved in the silicone, the name of the store, Mr Hankey’s Toys as well as just below, “the Cyrus King”. Honestly, it’s a nice realistic cock, imposing, especially compared to the version we chose!

Size of the dildo

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I can barely hold this dildo with one hand

The advantage of Mr Hankey’s Toys is to offer several sizes for the same model, except for the one size fits all! Indeed, the smallest version is usually a very good size, without being too huge. And as soon as we go up in the range, we find ourselves with really impressive dildos! Here, this model is available in 4 different sizes, so here are the measurements!

The Original size

First version available in sizes, the original! Here, the total length of the dildo is 21.59 cm (8.5″) for 17.78 cm (7″) insertable. On the side of the diameter, this one is 4,52 cm (1.77″) at the level of the crown of the tassel, 4,68 cm (1.84″) in the middle of the shaft and 5,25 cm (2.06″) near the base. Finally, the o-ring necessary to use it with a harness will be 6,35 cm (2.5″).

M size

Second model, the M size which proposes a dildo of a total length of 27,31 cm (10.75″) for 22,86 cm (9″) insertable. While on the side of the diameter, we have 5,86 cm (2.30″) at the level of the glans, 6,10 cm (2.40″) at the level of the middle of the shaft and 6,87 cm (2.70″) near the base. To use it with a harness, you will need an o-ring of 7.62 cm (3″).

LG/XL size

This is the model we have chosen! Here, the total length of the dildo is 33,02 cm (13″) for 27,94 cm (11″) insertable! And on the side of the diameter, we reach 7,43 cm (2.92″) at the level of the glans, 7,48 cm (2.94″) in the middle of the shaft and to finish, 8,16 cm (3.21″) close to the base! And for its use with a harness, it will also need a ring of 7,62 cm (3″), but this one will be very tight for the blow.

XXXL size

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The Cyrus King dildo next to the Seahorse model

And finally, the most imposing model! With 38,74 cm (15.25″) of total length for 33,02 cm (13″) insertable, we can say that it is really long! And for its diameter, there too, it is enormous, since it displays 9,13 cm (3.59″) at the level of the tassel, 8,69 cm (3.42″) in the middle of the shaft to reach 9,78 cm (3.85″) just above the base. On the other hand, this model will be too big to use it with a harness.

Other details

In addition to offering 4 different sizes, we can go even further in customization! Already, it is possible to choose the color you want, among three possibilities! We have the “Natural Tan” which is a Caucasian skin color. There is also the possibility to choose “Deep Brown” which is close to brown and “Black” which does not need any explanation. I also know that you can ask for a color or a mix of colors by contacting directly the manufacturer, this is what you have already seen with the Taintacle dildo. Here, we chose the model “Natural Tan”.

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Possibility to add this slot for Vac-U-Lock accessories

But that’s not all! Indeed, if you want, you can also add a Vac-U-Lock compatibility! It is simply a hole under the base of the dildo, which will allow you to fix it on a compatible accessory, like a harness, a Fuck-Machine or other possibilities that we will explain to you a little further. And finally, you can also choose the density of the dildo, which we will explain to you later! For the weight of the dildo, it is also a beautiful baby! I don’t have the exact weight, but I can tell you that it weighs more than a kilo, for sure. If you hold it in one hand, you’re bound to realize that it’s not light.

Cyrus King dildo materials

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The silicone is once again excellent!

As mentioned before, here we have the choice of the density of the silicone! Already, the silicone used by Mr Hankey’s Toys is a very good quality silicone! For me, I consider it as good as the one used by Vixen Creations like on the Maverick model or the Bandit. It is a 100% platinum silicone, a type of silicone that prevents it from catching dust. And in addition to that, Mr Hankey’s Toys certifies its silicone to the ISO 10993-10 standard, a standard that we have already mentioned and that allows to test the product according to the sensitivity to the skin and to the irritations.

The choice of firmness

Just like the Seahorse dildo, the Cyrus King dildo comes in two different densities. You can choose the 75% soft level, a soft silicone density, or directly choose the “Med Firm” density which will be firmer, of course.

Which density to choose?

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Several density choices!

So, what should we take? Usually, we always choose a density “75% soft” which corresponds roughly, to the density of a penis at 75% erect. This gives you a good idea of the texture. But this time, it is the density “Med Firm” that we chose, which corresponds to the density of a penis in erection. In general, for an anal use, we will take rather 75% soft and for a vaginal penetration, rather “Med Firm”. But in any case, either one allows you to use it through both holes.

Mr Hankey’s Toys Cyrus King dildo use

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The logo of Mr Hankey’s Toys is present on the base

Of course, using a dildo is within everyone’s reach! But a dildo of this size? It’s far from being the case! Again, this is the biggest model we have in our collection! And I can tell you that we have a hundred dildos in all, many of which are already imposing. But you know as well as I do, there is always something to say about using a sextoy. So I’m going to take some time to tell you about it!

What can you do with this dildo?

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Comparison with the Nea rolled up dildo from Fera Deamon

That’s a good question! And I’m sure you already know the answer! I know I’ll be using a dildo for myself or to train Kitty’s pussy to get filled. Yes, there’s something for everyone. First, if your pleasure is to fuck Cyrus King, you have here his cock available in several sizes. Then, considering the size of the device, it can be used to knock out a person! But in reality, it will be used especially to make it enter a vagina or anus. You can try to make a blowjob on it to train yourself or for the simple pleasure, but I admit that the LG/XL model is less suitable for that!

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Large veins are present on the shaft

And if you opted for the addition of Vac-U-Lock compatibility, you can use it with a compatible harness like the Doc Johnson panty harness for example. But that’s not all! You can also attach it to The Realm Drago Lock-on! With its size, I’m pretty sure the overall length will be just like a real sword! On a Fuck Machine, it’s possible, but on our Fuck Machine Gigolo Pink, I think the dildo will be too heavy. And finally, if you want to use it with an o-ring harness, without Vac-U-Lock compatibility, you’ll need a ring that supports the size of the model you choose.

Which lubricant to choose with ?

You usually know what kind of lube you’ll be able to use on this dildo! And you’re going to need lube for a monster like this! We’ve reviewed a number of water-based lubricants on the website to help you choose! For my part, I often recommend the Sliquid brand, which I think is still one of the best on the market, despite its budget. Otherwise, you have good lubricants from the Pjur brand, but not only!

How to clean this dildo?

Of course, a dildo should not be put in the washing machine or dishwasher! Although, for the latter, some dildos support this way of doing. For my part, I don’t take any risks, I prefer to put the dildo under warm water from the sink, with a little mild soap or directly a sex toy cleaner. Then I let it dry quietly. At least there, I don’t have any bad surprise and the operation is quick to carry out.

Cyrus King dildo efficiency

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Looks like a real one?

Even if Kitty thinks that Cyrus King dildo will never fit in her pussy, it will have to! I’m currently resuming a training session with my submissive to get her used to using large dildos to perfect her skills! And no doubt Kitty is over the moon, she loves it when I take care of her like this. As you can see, it’s a big piece and the test is likely to be sporting for everyone! Here is our opinion on the Cyrus King dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys.

Handling the dildo

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This glans is really huge!

How heavy and imposing it is! Honestly, it’s almost a semi-truck to maneuver! If I hold it with one hand, I can almost muscle with it! Honestly, for the size we chose, it’s really a huge, heavy, bulky, but seriously envious cock! Fortunately, we have a base that makes it easier to hold, but your two hands will not be superfluous, far from it!

Oral use and a little more

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A very big piece!

Kitty wanted a big dick, she was served! Indeed, the first thing she said about this Cyrus King dildo was that it would never fit in her pussy! And it is true that with the size of the glans of this model, there is enough to wonder. But for this point, we will have to wait a little, especially the next section of this review. So we started with an oral use. Kitty, when we were in bed, wanted a cock to suck. Knowing that I was jerking off on her clit, mine was already occupied. So I pulled out Cyrus King.

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Comparison of glans size between Cyrus King and Lampwick

So I continued to slide my cock over her pussy, while I held the dildo with one hand so she could start licking the glans from it. Kitty was also trying to get it into her mouth, but it’s way too big for that. Then I gave Kitty control of the dildo to come and lick her pussy, while she continued to suck as best she could on that huge glans. She had 2 orgasms this way.

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Two big cocks of quality!

Afterwards, I continued my actions by sliding my penis into her pussy to fuck her missionary while she still had part of the glans in her mouth. From there, she came and held the dildo’s glans close to my mouth for me to start sucking and licking it at the same time as her, so that our tongues would intertwine. Kitty was having fun at the same time, jacking off the Cyrus King dildo as she tried to ram that huge glans into herself again. I was very excited as I watched Kitty, with her huge cock trying to insert into her mouth, overwhelmed by the size of that silicone cock. She came several times like this, as I fucked her with his huge cock in my mouth. It was quite exhilarating.

Dildo insertion and vaginal use

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The Mustang dildo from Vixen Creations and the Cyrus King dildo!

Well, have you seen this cock? Do you think it will be easy to fit such a big cock into a vagina or an ass? Of course not! This is the biggest dildo we have with the Seahorse! And even though Kitty is relatively used to having big dildos at her disposal, this one is really huge! However, if the Seahorse dildo managed to fit, this one shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Well, on paper, because in reality, it is something else! In fact, everything comes from the huge glans! As you can see, the dildo has a really huge glans, much bigger than any other we’ve seen! And I might as well tell you that starting to insert such a dildo into your pussy is no small task.

To be honest, for the moment, we have not used it for vaginal penetration. You really have to be prepared and I almost want to say, really prepared. It’s the kind of dildo you use after a fist for example, because it won’t fit like that. You have to be dilated before, play with it for a while before you can even hope to get it in! Be careful, it also comes from the chosen size! We took a very big model and we knew from the beginning that it would surely be too big for such a use. But this is not the reason why we chose this size. Nevertheless, if one day the desire arises to try it in vaginal penetration, we will give you a nice update.

In anal

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The veins are not as visible as on the Lampwick

As you probably already know, if you are used to reading our reviews, I love big chunks for anal use! But here, I must say that this dildo is so impressive, that even I am intimidated by it! And yet, this is not the first time I’ve used a dildo! We can even say that I’m really used to it! But this one is really big, very big!

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The Cyrus dildo next to the Dragon and Taintacle model

However, that’s not why I won’t try it one day, when I’ve already played with big dildos, but less than this one! After all, I’ve already put the Santa Claus dildo in my butt and I can tell you that Santa has a big cock. Again, I’ll do an update to let you know how it goes! But for sure, the filling will be huge with big orgasms in the end! I just have to prepare myself for it, like for a marathon! Anyway, every time I see it, I want to use it, but my butt is not necessarily of the same opinion when it is cold!

Cyrus King dildo final thoughts

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A really huge but really great dildo!

No bad surprises, as for all the dildos proposed by Mr Hankey’s Toys, it is once again a very good model ! Of course, the size chosen is a bit too big, but it also depends on what you want ! Here, the goal was to have one of the biggest silicone cocks available and on this side, it is a successful bet! And it is especially so that we use it! As a big cock that makes you want to, gargantuan, huge, majestic, which encourages to do dirty things with it! But, we keep in mind to try it one day, in the best possible conditions, in vaginal and anal penetration! We’ll have to be really hot that day!

In short, this is once again one of the best dildos reviewed on the website and certainly a sextoy that will join our Top Sextoy of the year! Once you will have tasted a dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys, you will want others, then others, in the end, it’s an endless circle, but virtuous!

Pros

  • A huge dildo, but really
  • Perfect for fantasies
  • The glans is imposing
  • Visually superb and realistic
  • The choice of sizes and density of silicone
  • It will make your panties wet
  • It gives desire
  • The overall quality is great
  • The silicone is really top

Cons

  • Packaging too basic
  • A bit heavy, but it’s a choice
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