Seahorse Dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys Review

It is still with great pleasure that we will review a very beautiful sextoy, it is the Seahorse dildo of Mr Hankey’s Toys! Yes, I’m happy to be able to talk to you again about this particular sextoy manufacturing company! Indeed, Mr Hankey’s Toys is famous for the quality of its realizations, with a top silicone, but especially, to propose huge dildos! I think that it is the only manufacturer who offers such imposing, large, majestic dildos, with a superb design and especially of such a great quality! Because yes, you can find huge dildos elsewhere, but it’s far from being the same quality, except rare exceptions.

Since I discovered this manufacturer, I became in love with their creation! Not as much as Kitty of course, I love her differently ! The first dildo we reviewed is the Lampwick ! It was a revelation, whether it was its size, its details, its quality, in short, everything that made it up! A real wonder! Then, you had the right to a second wave, with the Dragon dildo, also wonderful and with a metallic green color! Then the Taintacle dildo, in a customized pink and white version, a kind of dildo with a tentacle!

Since then, I let a little time pass before renewing the operation and I finally decided to review a model that I had been eyeing for a while, the Seahorse dildo, one of the most adored models by the fans! I don’t know if you are like me, but I can’t wait to try it! Without further ado, here is the review of the Seahorse dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys !

Seahorse dildo packaging

We can’t say that the packaging is the best thing at Mr Hankey’s Toys! But at the same time, we are at an artisanal manufacturer of sex toys and considering the quality of the products proposed, we willingly forgive them. Indeed, it is a simple plastic packaging which allows to protect the dildo during the transport. On the other hand, we have a small sticker as a gift, to stick wherever you want to proudly display your attachment to the brand! Maybe one day we’ll have a bonus storage pouch!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Seahorse dildo physical details

If a seahorse’s penis looks like this, there’s something to be afraid of! Imagine King Triton’s valet in Disney’s The Little Mermaid, with a penis like this, you won’t see him the same way! Honestly, it’s a really nice piece! As you can see, it’s a fantastic dildo, which reminds me of a penis that would be chained in a torn plastic bag. Basically, all along the shaft, you have protrusions with more hollow areas, a sort of “wire mesh” effect, but still quite “humanoid” if you will. It’s really a dildo that has a rather unusual design, I must say that I don’t really have a point of comparison.

It is a textured dildo, very textured, with ribs, bumps, sculpted with intricate details that clearly show the talent of its author. As for the glans, it looks like a “human” glans, but with changes in the crown. By the way, you should know that the molding uses the clay technique, with a mold for the largest version, which is then re-cut according to the size you want.

Then at the base, we have a base, not vented, but which has in our case, a Vac-U-Lock compatibility. It is a hole in which we can fix a compatible accessory. The base made of the testicles is really full of details! We can see the most of the skin, veins, tendons and what do I know! Frankly, it is really a work of artist, of creator, who offers us here, a model on the one hand, very textured, but especially very appreciated by the fans of Mr Hankey’s Toys!

Seahorse size

Like many references at Mr Hankey’s Toys, except the unique sizes, you have several versions at your disposal! Because even if the manufacturer is known for its gigantic dildos, it still offers smaller models, more affordable, but just as good! On our side, I opted for the Large model! But I will indicate you all the dimensions of the 5 available sizes so that you can realize the differences!

S size

We start with the smallest size available! Here, the total length of the dildo will be 25.4 cm (10″) for an insertion length of 22.22 cm (8.74″). Concerning the diameter, near the glans, it will be 3,83 cm (1.50″). In the middle of the shaft, the diameter will evolve to 5,65 cm (2.22″) while close to the base, it will be 6,46 cm (2.54″)! And this is only the size S! Just imagine the rest!

M size

For the medium version, this Seahorse dildo measures 30.22 cm (11.89″) of total length for 25.4 cm (10″) insertable. And concerning its diameter, at the level of the glans, we have 4,64 cm (1.82″), in the middle of the shaft, 6,78 cm (2.66″) and near the base, 8 cm (3.14″)! There, it is already something else!

L size

This is the model we have chosen! It is the intermediate level! Here, the total length is 35.56 cm (14″) for an insertable length of 30.48 cm (12″)! Yes, it’s huge! Concerning the diameters, we have 5,65 cm (2.22″) at the level of the glans, 7,65 cm (3.01″) in the middle of the shaft and to finish, 9,29 cm (3.65″), near the base! There, we can say that we reach a certain level!

XXL size

Then, we go again to levels above! For the XXL size, it is 38,48 cm (15.14″) of total length and 33,02 cm (13″) insertable! While on the side of the diameter, we have 6,14 cm (2.41″), close to the glans, 9,29 cm (3.65″), at the level of the middle of the shaft and 10,59 cm (4.16″), close to the base! Well there, we speak about a huge dildo of huge!

The huge size, XXXL

But it’s not over yet! There is the monster, the XXXL size! The goal is not to scare you, but here we have a dildo of 43.18 cm (17″) total length for 38.73 cm insertable (15.24″)! Yes, it’s not a joke! And for the different diameters, 7,07 cm (2.78″), close to the glans, 9,70 cm (3.81″) in the middle of the shaft then 12,12 cm (4.77″), close to the base! It is not a dildo anymore, it is a building tower!

Other details

The good thing about Mr. Hankey’s Toys is that in addition to allowing the choice of the size, it is also a dildo that you can customize! In addition, the basic colors, we can ask for special colors! But on the site, basically, we have the choice between the colors, “Natural Tan”, rather Caucasian, “Deep Brown”, rather brown and Black. There, no need to give you details! But that’s not all, because like the Dragon dildo, this one is also available in “Green Metallic” color, that’s the version we chose!

In addition, you can also ask for a Vac-U-Lock compatibility, a kind of hole under the base, to use it with accessories compatible with this system from Doc Johnson! We’ll come back to that a little later! And you can choose the firmness of the dildo, which we will talk about in the next paragraph. On the other hand, for its weight, I don’t have this information, but it is quite heavy. Handling it with one hand will not be easy! Last point, we can see that at the level of the base, the Mr Hankey’s Toys logo is present.

Seahorse dildo materials

I love quality silicone ! And even more the one used in the realization of Mr Hankey’s Toys dildos ! Indeed, it is a dildo of superb quality, 100% platinum ! The platinum silicone allows among other things to avoid having a silicone that catches the dust. Moreover, the silicone used by the manufacturer is certified to the ISO 10993-10 standard! You don’t know what it is? You don’t know your ISO standards? Surprise question in this case!

This standard makes it possible to impose tests related to the sensitivity of the skin and irritations! And it’s true that this is not the kind of certification you see everywhere! It is always good to know! In any case, the silicone in the Seahorse dildo is really top notch!

75% Soft or medium firm

Once again, the Seahorse dildo comes in two different densities! This is the case for most of the dildos made by Mr Hankey’s Toys ! You have, at the time of your order, two possible choices ! On the one hand, a silicone indicated as being 75% Soft. It is a flexible silicone, a little soft, perfect for anal use! In any case, this is what I prefer, because the anus will be able to press on the dildo to make it go in more easily. On the other side, it’s a “Med Firm”, so it’s not too firm.

But what do I get in the end?

You’ll tell me that I’m being kind in explaining this, but what density to choose in the end? To help you, you should know that the “Med Firm” density corresponds to the density of an erect penis! This gives you a good idea of what is involved! While the choice “75% soft” will be a penis at 75% erect in terms of its density. There is a small difference between the two and you understand that one will be a little softer than the other! All in all, the silicone is really great! I consider this one as good quality as the creations of Vixen, like the Johnny dildo, the Maverick or the Outlaw!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Seahorse dildo use

I’m not going to tell you that a dildo is complicated to use! It’s like a children’s game, you have to put the right shape in the right hole! But you have seen that this dildo is quite imposing! It’s not the little 3 cm (1.18″) diameter dildo that we use here! It’s much longer and wider than that! Moreover, you can do a little more than just use it in a classic way, because it has (depending on your choice), a hole under the base to make it Vac-U-Lock compatible!

What can we do with it?

Of course, you already know what you can do with it! I know you have imagination! And if you have an overflowing mind, you can already imagine riding it like a seahorse! Yes, it’s a Seahorse after all!

The good thing about a dildo is that it’s a pretty versatile sextoy! You can play baseball with it, knock out an assailant with it, give your partner a sledgehammer when she talks too much or just sleep with it like a blanket!

You can try to make a blowjob, but you’ll have to open your jaw to do it! Yes, sucking a seahorse is harder than it seems. You can also have your pussy or ass fucked by a seahorse! If it’s your fantasy, why not! Well, even if it’s not your fantasy, it’s still the most interesting for this purpose!

Of course, if you have a Vac-U-Lock accessory like a harness, such as the Doc Johnson panty harness for example, you can try! With its weight, it will still lean down, but it’s possible! You can also use it with The Realm Drago Lock On to get a seahorse sword and make war with the god of the sea, Poseidon! Or why not attach it to a Fuck Machine, like the F-Machine Gigolo Pink, but its weight seems too important for this model.

And depending on the model chosen, it can also be used with a harness! The size S requires an O-ring of 6,35 cm (2.5″). For the size M, you need a ring of 7,62 cm (3″) of diameter. And it’s the same for size L! Above that, you can forget it!

Which lubricant to choose with?

Already, it will be necessary to use it! Because given its size, it is necessary! In any case, for anal, there is no question to ask! Again, it is a silicone dildo, it is preferable to use a water-based lubricant to avoid any incompatibility. Sliquid, Pjur, Yes and many others are available.

How to clean it?

To clean this dildo, you just have to make him take a little bath in the nearest sea! It’s a seahorse dildo, so it needs to find its natural environment! Of course, he also likes fresh water, the one from your tap, so you can go ahead! Use lukewarm water, a little soft soap, give him a nice wash and he will be very happy!

Seahorse dildo efficiency

Grrrrr! That’s the cry of a seahorse! Yes, seahorses are known to make clicking sounds when it eats, but a group of Austrian and Brazilian researchers have discovered that it is capable of vocalizing a grunt! It’s amazing what you can learn about seahorses by writing a dildo review! Apart from that, I think you’re expecting us to tell you and Kitty what we think of this Searhorse dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys! And you are right! So let’s not waste another minute and get to our opinions!

The handling of the dildo

Well, I’m not going to tell you that you will easily use it! If, for example, you do like Philippe Risoli did with his microphone, spinning it in the air before retrieving it, but with a dildo before sticking it somewhere, you’ll have trouble! It’s really a big, heavy, imposing device and once again, we’re only talking about the L size here, when it’s already huge. Of course, to hold it with one hand, it will be difficult.

It’s really a big piece to use with two hands or with an accessory giving it more maneuverability. I’m thinking in particular of The Realm Drako’s sword handle, although you can clearly feel the weight of the dildo when you hold the two together, assembled. On the other hand, as it is flexible, with its low density that we chose, we can quite easily twist it to make it enter or stimulate a specific area. But you still need to have some strength in your arms.

Use in vaginal penetration

During our first try of this dildo, it was with Kitty that it happened, quite naturally! I had planned a big dildo, a huge dildo even, and despite her reluctance at first when she saw the head of the device, the Seahorse dildo managed to make its way in. As I mentioned above, the handling is a bit complicated! At the same time, did you see the piece? It’s only logical that you can’t handle it as easily as smaller models! There, you have to know how to maneuver with!

Result, Kitty was not disappointed! I had attached it to the Fifty Shades of Grey Bound to You spreader bar, Kitty was already wet which still made the insertion easier, which took a bit of time though. Again, this is far from being a small model! Even though Kitty naturally lubricates quite abundantly, you still have to be patient to get it in. Knowing that we did not use any lubricant during this review. The result is clear, Kitty told me that she felt very full and after playing with the dildo, she told me that I had “torn her pussy, but in a good way“! This first encounter with the Seahorse dildo was a success!

More feedback on its vaginal use

As we had done a first try, which was very emotional for Kitty, we waited a bit before trying again! During the second try, same observation, Kitty loves this dildo, but she still has to be prepared! This time, I had tied her up with the Fifty Shades wrist cuffs, but also the Bound to You ankle cuffs before putting the dildo on her! Once again, Kitty was overwhelmed!

Kitty could feel the different rings of the dildo shaft, but also the nodes, which are 1.5 cm (059″) thick compared to the basic shaft. You can feel that the knots stretch the vagina as they pass through, causing an alternating opening and closing on it. Even with fast back and forth movements, Kitty could feel them with each movement. Despite their appearances, these areas are quite gentle, but with the size of the dildo, it applies pressure to the vaginal walls and from all sides at once. If you also work your vaginal muscles at the same time to tighten the grip even more, it’s a guaranteed orgasm!

Anal use

Well, you’ve seen the size of the device, right? Do you think this one fits easily in the buttocks? Of course not! It’s a huge dildo and it doesn’t fit that easily! However, since the glans is the smallest part, the insertion is not so complicated, even if you have to be well prepared beforehand. Also, since its silicone is rather low density, it’s easier than a medium or high density dildo.

But once inside, it’s a hell of a lot of fun! To tell the truth, even without really going back and forth on it, we can take a lot of pleasure in “squeezing the buttocks” to make our perineum work and tighten the embrace there too, to apply a strong pressure on the anal walls! For my part, if I masturbate like this, without moving the dildo, I can cum without difficulties.

Moreover, by making back and forth, quietly, I must say that as soon as I arrive at the fourth ring of the dildo, the pleasure is really intense, difficult to support and according to the stimulation that you bring in addition, it is the assured orgasm! And it is clearly a dildo that shows a nice curve of progress, because I am far from having succeeded in introducing everything! Besides, it is not really the goal, because only by arriving at the third and fourth ring, it is already enough to find yourself with wobbly legs.

Seahorse dildo final thoughts

What more can I say? This dildo is simply excellent! Whether it is for vaginal or anal penetration, it is equally good in one or the other field! Its realization is perfect, with a system of rings which comes to increase the diameter of the dildo, little by little, but especially, offering a complete variation from end to end. With its gargantuan size, there is a nice margin of progression, as much for vaginal use as anal! In short, it’s still a superb creation from Mr Hankey’s Toys that won’t end up in a closet if you forget it! This seahorse dildo is a pure success !