Watch out for that Taintacle dildo! It’s with great pleasure that we’re going to offer you the Taintacle dildo review from Mr. Hankey’s Toys! It’s the third dildo of the brand that we reviewed on the site! Indeed, the first one was the beautiful Lampwick dildo, then the beautiful Dragon dildo! Two excellent quality dildos! I also had the chance to review the Horse Morgan dildo, there was only one Taintacle dildo left to cover the usual fantastic creature-based dildos. This is now the case with this new model that comes straight out of the abyss from the depths of the sea!

I think I’m not hiding my pleasure because I really love the Mr Hankey’s Toys brand and I’m going to prove it to you once again with this Taintacle dildo! After a unicorn dildo, a cucumber dildo and a cactoo dildo, here comes a Taintacle dildo! Here the Taintacle of Mr. Hankey’s Toys!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo packaging

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The Taintacle dildo, still wrapped and with a sticker on it.

I’m not gonna hide it from you, the packaging at Mr. Hankey’s Toys, it’s not their good point. Each dildo is delivered like this, that is, in a plastic wrapping that covers the dildo so as not to damage it during transport. Inside, we also have a Mr Hankey’s sticker that you can put on the shell of your smartphone or laptop. That is, if it’s still done nowadays. Otherwise, there’s nothing more to say, what we’re interested in is the Taintacle dildo that this package contains.

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo physical details

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A beautiful dildo!

Frankly, that’s a beautiful Taintacle dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys! I’ve reviewed quite a few dildos, but I have to say that this is one of the most beautiful dildos I’ve ever had the opportunity to review! It’s really a tentacle, with its little suction cups on one side, open, ready to suck anything that comes in contact with it. On the other side, the shaft is flat, without little suction cups. The whole thing has a very unusual curvature for a dildo, but for a tentacle, that’s exactly what it is!

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The mixture of the two colours is sublime!

Once again, the creator’s name can be found at the base of the dildo, embedded in the silicone. And, we can also see that there is a very particular pattern just at the base, worthy of a tattoo artist’s work. Take a good look at the pictures to understand what it is. As you can see, the dildo starts at a very thin diameter, and then becomes more and more present.

The dimensions of the Taintacle dildo

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Size comparison between Taintacle Dildo, Dragon Dildo and Lampwick Dildo

As with the other two models, Mr. Hankeys Toys often offers their dildos in several different sizes. Sometimes they are one size only, but here we have three sizes available. The smallest version is the “Small”, which again is not small, but it is not very big big this time. Then you have the LG/XL or XXL size! Be careful with your choice and don’t be too greedy!

To give you a little more details to understand what we’re talking about, here are the dimensions of the “small” version, the version I chose! This version measures 22.86 cm total length (9.01″) for 20.32 cm insertable (8″). For the diameter, at the base, it is 5.65 cm (2.22″), 4.85 cm (1.90″) towards the middle of the shaft then 1.61 cm (0.63″) at the head.

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A small version, but not that small.

Now, if I give you the dimensions of the other two models, you’ll understand! The LG/XL model has a total length of 33.02 cm (13″) for 30.48 cm (12″) insertable. The diameter at the base is 8.28 cm (3.25″), 7.27 cm (2.86″) in the middle of the shaft and 2.82 cm (1.11″) for the head. That’s something else already! The XXL model has a total length of 38.1 cm (15″) with 35.56 cm (14″) insertable length. While the diameter at the base is 9.90 cm (3.89″), 8.48 cm (3.33″) in the middle of the shaft and 3.23 cm (1.27″) for the head.

Other details about the dildo

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A hole can be added to be compatible with Vac-U-Lock

As you can see from the pictures, there is a hole under the base, making it compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses such as the Doc Johnson Harness or the Fuck Machine Gigolo Pink! This dildo is available in “Metallic Green”, “Black”, Deep Brow” and “Natural Tan” versions. These are the basic colors. But this time, I asked Mr. Hankey’s Toys to make a two-color dildo. And I must say it’s a great achievement! Here, I chose a pink and white version, which mixes perfectly and fits this Taintacle dildo very well! Honestly, I think it’s beautiful!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo materials

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Quite a lot of flexibility

Just like the two models already reviewed, you can imagine that this is once again superb quality silicone! Indeed, it is a 100% platinum silicone, with a high level of quality! Moreover, the silicone used is certified to the ISO 10993-10 standard which requires skin sensitivity tests to irritations in order to offer you a silicone at the top! Silicone is a healthy material, without phthalates or latex and is hypoallergenic! Here, nothing to complain about, it is a very good quality silicone!

The choice of density

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The choice of density is important

As far as the density of this dildo is concerned, you have two possibilities. Either you choose medium firmness or 75% soft. This is an important point, as it will considerably change the use of the product. To give you an idea, average firmness corresponds to the firmness of an erect penis. If you choose a 75% soft firmness, this represents a texture with a firmness equivalent to a 75% erect penis. For my part, as soon as I go for a product with imposing dimensions, I choose a low density and therefore I asked for a 75% soft density.

Comparison and difference in texture

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The Taintacle dildo next to the Silexpan dildo…

In terms of texture, I can tell you that it’s a bit different from the texture of a Vixen dildo, like the Maverick, the Bandit or the Goodfella. I find it a little firmer than the Vixen one, but it’s pretty much the same in terms of quality. So it’s something else than the medium or low end silicone that you can find on smaller budget products! Here, you get your money’s worth, as they say!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo use

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A particular dildo…

Explaining the use of a dildo is a bit like explaining how to sharpen a pencil or how to put on panties. It’s clearly child’s play! But I have a lot of things to tell you about how to use a dildo.

What can be done with it?

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Mr. Hankey’s website address is on the base.

As I said before, you can attach it to a Vac-U-Lock compatible harness or directly to a compatible Fuck Machine for fun. So, here, in the first case for pegging or strap-on practice. And on the other hand, for more BDSM oriented games and more, that’s debatable. In short, a dildo like this one, you can use it in your vagina, your anus or other orifices of your body, especially your mouth if you feel like sucking octopus! So it can be used in many different situations.

Which lubricant to use with ?

To avoid damaging your beautiful tentacle, you will need to use a water-based lubricant. You can use different lubricants depending on its use. For example, Sliquid Sassy for anal or UnisX Anal Lubricant. You also have Motsutoys’ Tyo lubricant, which is thick and practical for anal sex. Otherwise, a Sliquid H20 or Sliquid Satin for vaginal use will be perfect. You also have Sliquid Silk, a hybrid lubricant or Buck Angel’s of the same brand.

How to clean it?

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We’ll have to clean up the suction cups area

As the Taintacle dildo is a dildo from marine origins, you can release it into the sea water to get the octopus off a bit! But if you live in the city and you want to see your dildo again, you can do things differently. So you have to use warm water with a little soap, that’s the classic. You can also clean it with a little bit of toy cleaner like Sliquid Shine. It is not indicated that it can be boiled or put in the dishwasher, so I refrain from doing that. But I think that given the quality of the silicone present, this should not be a problem.

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo efficiency

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Two beauties from Mr. Hankey’s Toys!

Captain, we’re under attack by a large tentacle! What do we do now? It seems ferocious and wishes to penetrate our anus! As a defender of the seas, I’m going to let it try to figure out what it wants from me! And if I see that she is not hostile, I will ask my dear and tender Kitty to contact her in order to find out her intentions regarding her vagina! And now here our feedback on the Taintacle dildo of Mr. Hankey’s Toys!

The grip

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The Tentacle and the Buddy Dildo

For the grip, this Taintacle dildo is pretty good. With its thick base, you can hold it well to go back and forth with it. But its base also allows a good stability when used in a vertical position. Also, as you can see, I asked for a hole for compatibility with Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock system. This hole is very convenient on this dildo to handle. Indeed, when I use it on Kitty, to handle it even more easily, I place my second finger inside, which allows me to handle it with only one finger! And it works perfectly!

In anal use

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The effect on the dildo is superb!

To test this dildo, I used this one in anal, alone, to discover this one. Despite its size, the insertion is not the most complicated. Indeed, this tentacle has a rather thin insertable tip, allowing to insert it easily and to facilitate the insertion of the rest afterwards. We therefore start with a very small diameter. This tip makes anal use easier, but I must say that we must also be careful. Indeed, its slightly pointed side can be a little peculiar at the level of the prostate and it is necessary to know what you are doing to avoid hurting yourself. I admit that I would have liked to have a rounder tip, but the tentacle effect would not have been the same. So it’s a manufacturer’s choice.

At the level of stimulation, with its typical curvature of a tentacle, the sensations are quite strange. We go from a sensation of prostatic stimulation to a sensation of filling, depending on the position we take, the curvature of the dildo and whether we use it on one side or the other. Moreover, if you use the side with the suction cups or the other flat side, the curvature changes completely and so does the stimulation. It is a dildo that still requires to be a connoisseur, because the stimulation it offers is really special. I like the sensations they offer, but you have to imagine its shape in order to move it in adequacy with your body. So it’s a dildo that I won’t use all the time for anal, but from time to time according to what I want to get as a sensation! In any case, it offers filling and prostatic stimulation at the same time!

In vaginal use

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The Taintacle dildo and the Werewolf Beast small dildo

Now that’s a great achievement! I can even tell you that this Taintacle dildo is becoming Kitty’s best friend! It may even replace the Werewolf Beast Small dildo in its favorite dildo place, so excellent is this one in what it offers. With its curves, you can stimulate both the vaginal walls and the G spot! It’s also very stimulating if you use it in a specific direction, i.e. the part that doesn’t have the suction cups. Indeed, if you look carefully, the curvature offers a bigger point, more adapted to the G-spot and I can tell you that it stimulates perfectly! Kitty was soaking wet when I was using it on her.

If you use it on the other side, you can feel the little suction cups rubbing into the vagina. It’s quite nice according to Kitty and once again, the stimulation is still different when used in this direction, especially with the reverse curvature. It’s really a dildo that offers a wide range of stimulation at the vaginal level. Kitty really liked this dildo, it’s a very good surprise for her! Moreover, Kitty loves the color and I must say that I can only agree with her!

Mr Hankey’s Toys Taintacle dildo final thoughts

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A sublime dildo, but not for everyone.

I’m not going to hide it from you, I think this dildo is just beautiful! Visually, it’s a real slap in the face! I hadn’t yet asked for a dildo with specific colors that aren’t the default ones and I’m really not disappointed! This mix between pink and white is great! I love this mix of colors and how it looks on this dildo from Mr Hankey’s!

If at the anal level, it requires habit and experience to enjoy and use it, at the vaginal level, it is simpler to use and it is very effective! It is really a sophisticated dildo, for experienced users (even if the vaginal part is simpler). It is once again a very nice surprise! Of course, I’m not as playful as with the Lampwick dildo or the Dragon dildo which offers a very big filling sensation. On top of that, the Dragon Dildo offers a big texturization! But this one is also very good, more subtle in its approach. It is clearly a dildo that will regularly accompany us in our bed!

Pros

  • A beautiful dildo
  • The choice of density
  • The quality of silicone
  • The custom color!
  • The curvature of the dildo
  • Top for vaginal use
  • Good for anal use

Cons

  • In anal, requires experience