Here’s a blue sextoy, it’s the Crackstuffers Strom dildo! As you probably don’t know, when you test sextoys like us, you sometimes have to find products that are a bit out of the ordinary. Kind of like the Taintacle Dildo, the Cactoo Dildo or the Cucumber Dildo. This makes it possible to vary the pleasures and to try to offer you different sextoys which will be able to please a maximum of people. Everyone is different in their tastes and desires, so we must try to find you products that we have not yet reviewed on the website.

When I saw the Crackstuffers Strom dildo on Meo’s website, I thought it was a dildo that was a little off the usual track. A Smurf dildo is not common. I don’t know which smurf it is, but probably a very naughty smurf given the size of the thing. Crackstuffers is actually a dildo company based in London, England that uses designers to create unique and studied dildos! Let’s see all this in the Crackstuffers Strom dildo review!

Crackstuffers Strom dildo packaging

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The still-wrapped dildo

As far as packaging goes, it couldn’t be more basic. It’s the same packaging as Mr. Hankey’s Toys, with the Dragon Dildo or the Lampwick Dildo, for example. Indeed, it’s a simple soft plastic packaging that covers the dildo to protect it during transport, no more, no less. On the packaging, you will find the Crackstuffers logo, which is not a sticker like at Mr Hankey’s Toys, but otherwise, it’s the same principle.

Crackstuffers Strom dildo physical details

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Zoom on the glans and the shaft of the dildo with small defects on the crown of the penis

No need to hide it from you, you see it as well as we do, this Crackstuffers Strom dildo is all blue! But why is it all blue? Well, for one thing, blue is the color of Crackstuffers Strom. All their products are blue, a distinctive sign that customers will remember. On the other hand, blue is a secret code for sex. I didn’t know that. I learned one thing and maybe you did too. But let’s go back to the overall look of this dildo.

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Overview of the dildo’s testicles

It’s a big, realistic dildo! Realistic, in the sense that it faithfully represents a human penis. Indeed, we find all the details of a dick, with the testicles, the shaft and the glans. Each part is well drawn, you can see the folds of skin at the testicles. The shaft has several visible veins and the glans is big, wide, with many details. On the other hand, I could observe very slight defects due to the moulding of the dildo.

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Zoom in on the dildo’s glans and the imperfection in the urethra.

In the urethra, a tiny piece of silicone comes out, which can be removed by cutting it out carefully. And the same thing at the crown, there are a few “dots” of silicone. You will see it on the pictures. Anyway, these are only small visual defects, it will not have any impact when using it.

The size of the dildo

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Comparison with Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover dildo

Despite appearances, this dildo isn’t that big. Well, it’s not small either, I must admit. It’s still a big dildo compared to what you can find on the market. Before giving you its dimensions, you should know that it is a handmade product. This means that there may be some small fluctuations between the announced measurements and the model you will receive. In addition, the dildo is moulded and may therefore have a small shrinkage when it is made.

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Comparison with the Pleasure Colours dildo from NS Novelties

The Crackstuffers Strom dildo is 24.5 cm (9.64′) long and 19 cm (7.48′) insertable in the announced dimensions. While its diameter will be 5 cm (1.96′). On the model I received, I calculated its dimensions and I get 24 cm (9.44′) of total length for 20 cm (7.87′) insertable. Then in terms of diameter, I have 4.77 cm (1.87′) at the shaft and 5.25 cm (2.06′) at the glans. Concerning the base of the dildo, it measures 10 cm (3.93′) long by 5.5 cm (2.17′) on average, because the shape is somewhat triangular.

The other details of the dildo

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The Crackstuffers Strom dildo next to Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ Taintacle

Other details include the Crackstuffers logo molded into the silicone at the base of the dildo. It’s a bit like the signature of their making, a bit like at Mr Hankey’s Toys. And finally, you could see that there is a rather wide and thick base that will allow the Crackstuffers Strom dildo to stand upright without having to hold it with one hand. So you will surely be able to use it in a squatting position without hands or just use it by hand with a good grip. We will see this later in the review.

Crackstuffers Strom dildo materials

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Overview of dildo flexibility

Crackstuffers has been offering for quite a long time, dildos made of vinyl without any allergens. However, for some time now, their new collection offers silicone dildos! It is a rather soft silicone, of premium quality. The density of the dildo is quite low, you realize it when you touch it for the first time. If you hold it vertically by its base, you realize that the slightest movement makes it bend. This is a density that is found on Mr Hankey’s Toys dildos, but also on other manufacturers of hand-made dildos. For example, the density of silicone is close to the Clyde and Buddy dildo of Knot Me or, but to a lesser extent, the Anthrodragon dildo of Bad Dragon.

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In front of the Lampwick, the Strom is small…

It is a quality silicone, which does not contain latex or phthalates. As a reminder, silicone is one of the most widely used materials in the world for making dildos. It is a hypoallergenic and healthy material for the body. On the other hand, it easily catches dust and is very slightly sticky. It should therefore be thoroughly rinsed with water before use.

Crackstuffers Strom dildo use

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The base of the dildo, in a strange triangular shape…

Now, let’s move on to the step about its use! For a dildo, there’s not too many mysteries about how to use it. It’s like a penis, it’s not too complicated. But let’s make a point about it anyway!

What can we do with it?

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The whole length of the dildo

Clearly, it’s a dildo that’s designed for anal! You only have to see the Crackstuffers logo to realize it! But it is especially its low density that gives it points in this area. Indeed, it is easier to use a dildo with a low density in anal, than a much harder dildo. Let’s say that we can more easily take advantage of its volume and size, because the muscles of the anus will be able to press on it. This makes it easier to insert it into your or another person’s ass without it being too aggressive. That’s why the biggest dildos we reviewed on the website have a lower than average density.

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The crackstuffers dildo next to Bad Dragon’s Sleipnir

We can of course use it for vaginal stimulation, we won’t refrain ourselves of it! We can also suck it, if you want to give a blowjob to a big smurf, we won’t hold you back! Other than that, it will be limited. Of course, you can stimulate the clitoris by tapping the glans against it, but that’s only a bonus, it’s not its primary purpose.

Dildo compatibility

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Overview of the dildo base

On this point, it will be difficult to use such a dildo with a harness. Maybe a harness like the Fun Factory Strap & Bound will be possible, but for SpareParts harnesses like the Sasha, the Bella or the Tomboi, you can forget about it. The testicles and the imposing base will be too restrictive for this type of use. Same thing with a Fuck Machine, the dildo doesn’t have a Vac-U-Lock system, so you can forget about it.

What lubricant to use with this dildo?

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The Cyborg dildo next to the Strom

This is one of the peculiarities of the silicone used by Crackstuffers, on their website, it is indicated that you can use any type of lubricant, whether water-based, silicone, oil-based or others. For my part, I would still advise you to use water-based lubricant. It’s still safer. Because even if the compatibility with a silicone-based lubricant is announced, it is necessary to use a quality lubricant. And to find out if a silicone-based lubricant is good quality, you have to test it.

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Water-based lubricant and easy cleaning

In general, brands such as Pjur, Sliquid and others are quality lubricants. They should therefore be compatible. For my part, I don’t take risks and I will use a water-based lubricant like Tyo from Motsutoys, UnisX vegan lubricant, Sliquid H20 or Sliquid Sassy and many others that you can find on the market.

How to clean it?

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A very blue dildo, but which catches a bit of dust, remember to rinse it well.

To clean this dildo, the best will be to pass it in water with a little soap or to use a cleaner for sextoys like the famous Sliquid Shine that I like very much. Considering its size, we won’t be able to use the PureSan to make it look nice, it’s too big to fit inside.

Crackstuffers Strom dildo efficiency

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Mr. Hankeys Toys’ Dragon Dildo next to the Strom.

This is the most important moment for you! You probably want to know if we liked this dildo, the stimulation it offers and if we have fun with it! Even though the other parts of the review are important, you’re probably wondering if and how much fun it brings! To give you a good feedback, I tested this one with Kitty on the vaginal part and then I also tested this one for anal stimulation! We tell you everything about this Crackstuffers Strom dildo!

The handling of the dildo

With such an imposing size, the dildo has to be handy! The goal is not to steer a space rocket at arm’s length! But with such a big base, the Crackstuffers Strom dildo is handy. Of course, it bends down a bit when you hold it by the base with your arm outstretched, but otherwise it’s easy to move. Since I’m the one who guides it into Kitty’s pussy, you can still feel its weight, which makes it bends down. Once inserted, there’s no problem to manipulate it in all directions. I think we have a good grip! I held it with one hand, with the base in the palm of my hand, and I could do little back and forth or bigger ones and tap the bottom of her vagina while doing something else! As it’s flexible, you can manage to twist it once inserted, but as it’s quite low density, it won’t put too much pressure on the G spot!

For vaginal penetration

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The crackstuffers dildo next to Tantus Raptor.

After stimulating Kitty’s clitoris with the Ignite bullet vibrator, I switched to bigger stuff! It was after lunch, when I went to get ice cream for Kitty and came back with a blue dildo in my hands, but she didn’t see it! The goal was to surprise her, even though the dildo was on one of the furniture in the living room. I started by licking Kitty’s pussy, as I wasn’t going to insert such a big dildo directly into her. Once she was really wet, I started sliding the dildo on her lips and tapping her clitoris with it.

I have to say that the dildo fits pretty well, because it’s soft texture makes it easy to find its way in. It also prevents the vagina from contracting too much, which can block the entrance of the dildo. I took the opportunity to continue licking it, despite the dildo. Then I alternated the two a little to vary the pleasures. Kitty wasn’t hiding her pleasure! I held the dildo by its base and I must say that it is practical for that.

I started to go back and forth more, knowing that I had also had fun alternating between the dildo and the Alpha Male 3 to stimulate her G-spot! Kitty was soaking wet and the dildo could pass easily. While she was getting caught by the dildo, she wanted with a dick in her mouth. So I yielded to her request while continuing to penetrate her with the dildo in hand. Here too, her flexibility is handy for this. Finally, I decided to position her doggy-style to take her! Result, two or three orgasms during the session! It was very exciting! Kitty was well filled and told me that the dildo fit well. Sometimes she tried to push it away, overwhelmed by the back and forth and sometimes an uncontrollable orgasm.

In anal penetration

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The Strom next to the Fun with Flags dildo

On that note, this dildo is pretty good! Indeed, with its soft texture, it fits more easily. Admittedly, you still have to be able to get the big glans it has to fit in. Lubricant will be necessary. But once it’s done, the rest will almost fit in by itself! This is the difference with a higher density dildo which is harder and can be more aggressive. Here, the silicone bends to the requirements of the anus and rectum, which makes it easier.

For the rest, the stimulation it offers is above all a filling sensation. Knowing that it is straight, it is not there to stimulate the prostate. But with its flexibility, depending on the angle at which it is used, it can rub on it with its glans. But it’s not a dildo that I’ll use for that function. It can also be used in a squatting position, because it stands well with its imposing base. As far as texture is concerned, you can mainly feel the beginning, the glans up to the fold of the skin of the glans, but then it’s rather straight and without much variation. It’s a pity not to have a hole under the base to make it compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system and especially with our Fuck Machine Gigolo Pink!

Crackstuffers Strom dildo final thoughts

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A dildo with small flaws, but not bad at all on the whole.

In the end, this dildo is not bad at all! The main reproach we make to it, it’s its texture which sticks and which catches a lot of dust. It’s not very serious either, but it’s true that it sticks more than others. And the second point is the finishing touches. Indeed, we can see a small piece of silicone coming out of the foreskin and smalls tiny balls at the glans. I have to say that when using it, you don’t notice that much, but visually, it’s not great. We can manage to cut them a little more, but it’s a shame not to have more finishing touches. Otherwise, it’s a nice dildo to use, that handles well and that’s not bad at all in the end! There are better, of course, but it’s not the same price either. You also have to like its colour! If you’re not a fan of blue and this particular blue, it will be hard to appreciate it! Otherwise, it’s a very decent, imposing and quite well made dildo!

Pros

  • A blue dildo
  • Realism is still present
  • A very flexible dildo with low density
  • Its dimensions for connoisseurs
  • Its base makes it easy to handle

Cons

  • The finishing at the glans
  • It attracts a lot of dust.
  • The sticky texture (a bit)
Summary
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Crackstuffers Strom Dildo
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Product Name
Crackstuffers Strom Dildo
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EUR 129