Here is our review of the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo! Yes, another realistic dildo when we have already reviewed dozens on the website. Why do you ask? Simply because it is a dildo from Strap-On-Me. Maybe you have read the reviews of the other Strap-on-Me products on the website? No ? Well, we have reviewed the double density dildo from Strap-On Me, a great model that can be folded! Then, we also reviewed the cum dildo, to play with the possibility to make it ejaculate! But also, the Strap-On Me Metallic shine dildo and to finish, the Strap-On Me Vibrating Bendable, a double vibrating dildo for pegging/strap-on. And don’t forget the P&G-Spot Strap-On Me!

But as far as realistic dildos are concerned, we are far from being at our beginnings! The last reviews were about the Fleshjack Brent Corrigan dildo or the Lampwick dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys ! And that’s just to mention the last two! Anyway, as announced, today we are here to review the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo and we intend to try it in length, in width and in depth, to give you our opinion! Here is our review!

Strap-On-Me realistic dildo packaging

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The front of the box

Just like the P&G-Spot dildo, we have the same type of box! It is again a rectangular, cardboard box, white with some black accents. However, the box is not very thick.

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We find some details on the back of the box

On the front part of it, we have the dildo, in real size and that it is made of silicone. For the slices, we find the same principle too, with information about the different sizes available, as well as the characteristics concerning it.

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A plastic mold…

Opening the box, we have the dildo in a plastic mold, with underneath, a small booklet but above all, a gray satin storage pouch, marked with Strap-On Me on it. In short, a packaging that we will quickly unload in favor of the storage bag.

Strap-On-Me Realistic dildo physical details

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Here is the dildo, out of its box

Frankly, I was a little disappointed when I saw this dildo! So, I want to specify that I was disappointed, because I was expecting something else. When I saw it for the first time, I had the impression to see a classic dildo, almost low-end, without any particularity. And it’s true that this Strap-On-Me realistic dildo does not give you a lot of eye candy. It is a rather classic dildo, rather straight, with a pronounced glans, marked veins, testicles and a heart-shaped suction-cup base.

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Realistic, but still pretty basic

You can notice that the glans is shinier than the rest of the dildo, which is more matte, but apart from that, it is far from the details of the Milan Christopher dildo at Fleshlight for example. It is neither ugly, nor beautiful, I find it actually quite ordinary. However, it is with its use that we will really see what it gives!

Size of the dildo

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Not too big, not too small

Depending on the size you choose, the dildo will be more or less thick and long! Because yes, the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo exists in 4 different sizes! However, it will also depend on the chosen color! Indeed, we have chosen the black color and for this one, only the sizes “S”, “M” and “L” are available. On the other hand, in purple color, we have the size XL which is present! In short, on our side, it is the “L” version that we asked for and this one shows 19 cm (7.48″) of total length and a maximum diameter of 4,1 cm (1.61″).

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The dimensions of the different sizes are indicated on the box

As always, I calculated the dimensions myself, because some information was missing! For my part, I calculated 19 cm (7.48″) of total length for 17 cm (6.69″) insertable (up to the testicles), but it should rather count 14 cm (5.51″) insertable (to take into account only the shaft).

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The testicles of the dildo

Then, for its diameter, this one is 3,81 cm (1.5″) at the level of the glans, 3,84 cm (1.51″) at the highest, at the bottom of the dildo, just before the testicles then 3,5 cm (1.37″) under the dildo, between the testicles and the suction cup. And for the suction cup, we have 7,5 cm on 7,5 cm (2.95 x 2.95″) at the most, I remind that it is in the shape of heart.

Other details

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A suction base

As you can see, it’s the black version that we asked for! However, the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo also comes in purple or vanilla. I admit that the Caucasian flesh color is the one we have the most on the dildos we own (in realistic), so we preferred to take a less usual color. On your side, you can choose according to your preferences. For its weight, it’s hard to say, it’s not very heavy, as much as the Cryptodite dildo from Ylva and Dite, the Thick Rick dildo from Pride Dildo, but a bit less than the Max Yoru from BS Atelier for example.

Strap-On-Me Realistic dildo materials

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A single density dildo, but quite flexible

In terms of materials used, we find of course silicone, rather soft and flexible. Indeed, it is not a high density, nor low, but rather on a semi-firm texture, but with a rather interesting flexibility. The glans of the dildo is a little more shiny, compared to the rest of the shaft and its base.

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Its texture is a bit dusty

On the other hand, it catches dust a bit, it’s a bit of a pain, but just wash it before use. I like the fact that it’s relatively firm, without being too firm, while still being flexible. It’s a pretty nice in-between.

Strap-On-Me Realistic dildo use

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Zoom on the glans and its shiny texture

As you know, a dildo is the easiest thing in the world to use! No need to read a user manual, it’s intuitive and instinctive, I don’t need to draw you a picture to explain it all. But if this is your first dildo, you might be happy to have some additional information to use it properly!

What can we do with it?

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A heart-shaped suction cup

As you can imagine, the first thing you will be able to do with it is for its vaginal and anal use. Knowing that it is in silicone, you can also suck it! Since it has a suction cup, you can also use it with a compatible harness or simply use its suction cup to fix it on a flat surface. To be honest, it’s a pretty versatile dildo, while being pretty standard overall.

Harness compatibility

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It can be used in a compatible harness

With 3.5 cm (1.37″) under the testicles and thus just before the suction cup, it will be possible to use a large number of harnesses. Indeed, it will be compatible with the Magic Strap harness, the Strap & Bound from Fun Factory, the Lovehoney harness panties and the SpareParts collection, with the Sasha, Bella, Tomboi, Deuce, Pete and Joque! It won’t be hard to find a harness that will accept the dimensions of this realistic dildo.

Which lubricant to choose with?

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Water-based and only water-based lubricant

In order not to damage your dildo, it is recommended to use water-based lubricant! Indeed, if you use silicone-based lubricant, there is a good chance that the texture of the dildo and the lubricant will mix. To avoid this, water-based lubricant is the solution!

Depending on your use (anal, vaginal or oral), you may not choose the same water-based lubricant. Some are more convenient for anal penetration, others are more suitable for vaginal penetration and some for oral use. It’s up to you to choose according to your preferences!

How to clean this dildo?

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A classic cleaning, but beware of residues under the glans

Not surprisingly, cleaning the dildo is simple. For my part, I simply wash it in warm water with a little mild soap, then I let it dry quietly in the open air. I take care to dry it a bit before with a soft cloth to avoid water marks on it. That’s it! Afterwards, you can also use a sextoy cleaner according to your preference.

Strap-On-Me Realistic dildo efficiency

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What is it worth on the field?

That’s not all, but we have a lot of work to do! It’s all very well to study this dildo from all angles, but it’s above all by putting it in our buttocks, a vagina or a mouth that we’ll know if it’s interesting! As usual, we tested this dildo several times. Kitty took care of testing it in vaginal penetration and on my side, I tested it in anal penetration! This way, you will have an opinion on the two possible and main uses, even if you can also, as announced, suck it! We’ll see if it’s the case during the test! Here are our opinions on the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo!

The insertion and handling of the dildo

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Comparison with the Aria dildo at Ylva & Dite

As for other dildos of the brand, the handling is very good! Already, with the suction cup present in the shape of a heart, we can easily maintain it in the palm of the hand, which is very practical! Its flexibility is well present, which also allows to twist it a little according to the movements or the angle of penetration. Not very heavy, we can use it on a long period without having pain in the arm as on more imposing and heavier models.

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The realistic Strap-On Me dildo next to the Cryptodite model

Regarding insertion, the shiny glans will catch less than the more matte silicone, which makes it easier to insert the latter, even without lubricant. It also depends on your natural lubrication. But knowing that it’s straight, there’s no need to twist your wrist to get it in according to your morphology. In short, regarding its handling and insertion, no worries to note.

For vaginal use

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Vixen’s Mustang next to the realistic model of Strap-On Me

For this part, it was Kitty who used it! Well, let’s say that I used this one instead, while she was tied up! It was when we reviewed the P&G Spot dildo from the same brand. And it was also when Kitty found herself on all fours, with her hands and feet strapped to the Fifty Shades Bound To You wrist cuffs and ankles on the spreader bar of the same name. She didn’t really have a choice about having a dildo in her pussy.

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Comparison with the double density model of Strap-On Me

The insertion was not complicated, even if I find that the glans hangs a little with its shinier texture and that grips a little more. But it’s a rather modest dildo, the insertion was not really a concern. Once in place, with the help of its suction cup, it is easy to handle. The effect is quite classic, it is a straight dildo that is there to make classic back and forth. I found with Kitty that it gripped more during the back and forth than the P&G Spot dildo for example and yet Kitty was already wet when inserting this model.

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The Strap-On Me dildo next to the Tentacle dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys

The good thing is that it can be folded quite easily because its density is not very high, which allows you to vary the stimulation areas. But don’t expect a G-spot stimulation like a dildo made for that. It is in the end for her, a classic model, nice, but without more if you are looking for something specific. She prefers the Milan Christopher dildo for its more realistic side, its stronger density and its size which fills her up much more than this one.

For anal use

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The Milan Christopher dildo, more realistic than the one from Strap-On Me

To tell you what I think of this anal dildo, I used on my little buttocks to give you my opinion. Already, concerning its suction cup, it works well. It was already the case for other dildos of the brand, so I am neither surprised nor disappointed. At the same time, nothing worse than a suction cup dildo that does not suck. Then, for the insertion, with its realistic shape and its pronounced glans, it is not very difficult to introduce it. A little thick water-based lubricant, a little relaxation and off you go!

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Comparison with the Brent Corrigan dildo

Knowing that it is still a little flexible, with a density by too much, we can quite easily move it, twist it a little, to orient it in the direction we want. The filling effect is not too bad, we feel that the dildo is present, without being too much, just what is needed for an intermediate use. After, for the prostate effect, it is not bad, but I must say that with its side a little flexible and a bit of rigidity less than others, it makes me less effect. But depending on what I want, the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo is pretty good in its kind.

Strap-On-Me Realistic Dildo final thoughts

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Not bad at all depending on your needs

To conclude, the Strap-On-Me realistic dildo comes to bring a model which did not exist yet in their range of dildos. Indeed, we have a single density dildo, a double density and foldable dildo, a model that also ejaculates and the latest, the P&G Spot for the G and P spot. But a realistic model is the first.

In the end, it’s not a bad dildo at all, as its somewhat low density gives it good flexibility, but otherwise, it’s a pretty standard dildo, which offers what it has to offer, modestly. It’s true that it’s realistic, but we don’t have as much detail as other models we’ve mentioned. If you’re looking for a classic dildo, to go back and forth where you want, just to be filled up and make you cum without really targeted stimulation, this is a model that will suit you!

Pros

  • Storage pouch
  • Quite flexible and soft
  • Two slightly different silicone materials
  • A suction cup that works well
  • Realistic (but not too detailed)
  • Affordable
  • Compatible with a harness

Cons

  • The difference between the shiny tassel and the matte silicone
  • Quite basic
  • Plastic mold in the packaging
  • The dust hangs on a little too easily
Summary
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EUR 52.99